I’ll follow you to hell and back.
I’ll blog about you until there’s no story left to be told.
I’ll be there to wipe your nose if you sneeze.
I’ll change your diapers when you… no, I won’t do that.
You tried to make a laughingstock out of America.
I’m only doing the same to you.
Creepy, isn’t it?
April 1st, 2013.