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I had a dream last night (or “James Almighty”)

So,  I came home yesterday night feeling exhausted from a long day at work, had some supper and it was far too much to eat.  I made sure to add tons of Tobasco sauce and garlic because, well, I’m that kind of guy. Afterwards, I watched CreepShow, in honor of the late, dearly missed Leslie Nielsen

DON'T LET THE FECAL FINGER OF FATE TOUCH ME, SHIRLEY!

DON'T LET THE FECAL FINGER OF FATE TOUCH ME, SHIRLEY!

and then, since I really wasn’t feeling sleepy at all, decided to play some Rush Limbaugh on my iPod. Now, that did the trick.

Exit light. Enter night. Take my hand. We're off to Casey K Serin Lan

Exit light. Enter night. Take my hand. We're off to Casey K Serin Land!

I was in a dark place; couldn’t see anything. Then I heard someone talking to me…

“Hello James. Would you mind me doing a guest post on your blog? I have a couple of things to say, and I ‘ve tried everything, yet he won’t listen…”

I turned around and said…

“God?”

“Not God, James. If I were, do you think I wouldn’t be able to find someone actually worthy to talk to? I’m just your image of what I am.  Don’t confuse me with the real one, OK?”

“Uh… Ok, I suppose”. I said. Or thought. I think. Or thought.  “So, what is it that you’d like to talk about? Global warming? The End of Days? Whether George Bush was really your messenger”?

“Oh, no. Not at all. But, just to be clear, George Bush wasn’t my messenger – that was the coke speaking. You know, I made party boys, like George,  because without them there would be no party girls, like

Why, Tila Tequila, of course!

Why, Tila Tequila, of course!

And you’ve got to agree, Jimmy – that ain’t a bad thing!  Whenever I want to talk about stuff with you guys, I do it the right way. I send you major things, like earthquakes, volcanoes exploding, famine, or American Idol. You never listen, anyway. But this is your dream, and this time, you’ll be my messenger. Can you please type this entry as soon as you wake up?”

After waking up and debating whether lying through my teeth through a post for the sake of what some may  call “artistic license”, I decided to go ahead and really make the whole thing up. At least I’m being honest (or pretty cynical, take your pick) about the whole deal. So, here it goes.

My Birthday is near (or “I know what you did last Christmas”)

Good morning, Sacramento Empire Chronicles readers. Today, as James so well said, I’m writing this entry. Since I’m God, I can do pretty much what I want to, but I gave you guys and girls free will – did I mention I also promised James a raise at work, too if he let write a couple of lines here? OK, I didn’t.  And before you complain about “heresy” or stuff like that, let me remind you – this is all “for entertainment purposes only”, so it’s all good! Please direct your complaints to The Vatican, Attn. Pope Adolf Ratzinger, he’ll be sure to take care of them just as soon as he gets rid of all the pedophile priests in the world. It may take some time though, so please, be patient.

m only trying out for Emperor's Palpatine part for the next trilogy, James!
I’m only trying out for Emperor’s Palpatine part for the next trilogy, James!

Without further ado, let me tell you something that has been bugging me for quite a while. I was browsing through Facebook, checking out whether Buddha or Allah had accepted my Friendship requests (who am I kidding, We are all great pals!), when I noticed something on my “Latest News” (you’ve got to understand, with 80 million accounts to check out, things sometime take some time).

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=181586928854

First of all – it strikes me as a bit odd that these guys are celebrating my birthday and didn’t even invite me to it. But hey, I’m God – perhaps the Serins haven’t yet figured out my Facebook account. Then again, they apparently have never found me in real life, either, so why should things be different in cyberspace?

Exhibit #1.

Now, I know  this is soooo last year,  but I’d still like to make a couple of comments.

Number one: my Birthday shouldn’t be used as an excuse to get whatever gifts you want. First of all:  it’s MY Birthday, not yours. Why should you be getting games for your Nintendo DS, a PSP, or a date with Galina? Friends, wake up. All I ask from you is to love each other, to respect each other, and to forgive one another. Allright, I like gifts – I’ll accept it. I loved the Gold, Frankincense and Myrrh the Three Wise Men gave me. I have no problems with anyone expressing their love and affection through them. But come on, you guys are broke – I’d rather you guys pay your taxes and debts instead. Want proof?

Psalm 37:21

The wicked borrows but does not pay back, but the righteous is generous and gives.

Romans 13:1-7

Let every person be subject to the governing authorities. For there is no authority except from God, and those that exist have been instituted by God. Therefore whoever resists the authorities resists what God has appointed, and those who resist will incur judgment. For rulers are not a terror to good conduct, but to bad. Would you have no fear of the one who is in authority? Then do what is good, and you will receive his approval, for he is God’s servant for your good. But if you do wrong, be afraid, for he does not bear the sword in vain. For he is the servant of God, an avenger who carries out God’s wrath on the wrongdoer. Therefore one must be in subjection, not only to avoid God’s wrath but also for the sake of conscience. Owe no one anything, except to love each other, for the one who loves another has fulfilled the law.

Matthew 22:17-21

Tell us, then, what you think. Is it lawful to pay taxes to Caesar, or not?” But Jesus, aware of their malice, said, “Why put me to the test, you hypocrites? Show me the coin for the tax.” And they brought him a denarius. And Jesus said to them, “Whose likeness and inscription is this?” They said, “Caesar’s.” Then he said to them, “Therefore render to Caesar the things that are Caesar’s, and to God the things that are God’s.”

Please take notice. Nowhere did I say you were allowed to use A4Vs to discharge debt, I didn’t mention any “Sovereign” movement, and I certainly do not condone using my name to support any of these nutjob theories. I sent you guys authorities because I hate chaos. And no, I couldn’t have done better  – I did things perfectly well. Your governments may not be perfect because you aren’t; but they are absolutely necessary to preserve peace and some sort of order. Sure, sometimes stuff happens

...but in the end, things almost always end up OK.
…but in the end, things almost always end up OK.

It’s not that I don’t love you all – truly, I do, and I want to party with you here in Heaven when the time is right – but hey, if you break the rules I ain’t going to be sending you miracles  to save your family from yourself all the time. Yes, I’m talking about you, Casey. You say you want a Miracle? I sent you to the United States! I practically made sure you’d be happy AND prosperous! Anna, Aleksey, you wanted a family? I gave you 5 children!  You say you are broke and can’t pay your mortgage? I gave you not ONE, but TWO good paying jobs! 

See? And I also gave him "The Gift of Touch"!
See? And I also gave him “The Gift of Touch”!

 You said you want diversity? Your oldest son is gay, for crying out loud! (No, James. I did not say that – G.)

Besides, Casey, I want  to have a word with you.

Sladkaya: Russian for "My hot male lover" - JM

Sladkaya: Russian for "My hot male lover" - JM

Look Casey, I think it’s time for you to stop following every fad you see. Your body works perfectly well – I gave you intestines, a colon, a liver, and I Know what else so that you didn’t need to give yourself cleanses. Sovereigns and Truthers have existed for as long as humanity has, just as doomsday preachers. And certainly, this whole “Falun Dafa” thing confuses me. Aren’t you happy about being a Christian? Because I remember you promising me you’d be a good boy if I saved your 8 homes just a couple of years ago.

Getting back to the Serin Family: hey, I gave you all a bunch of talents. And what is it that you do with them? Take one of my most beautiful creations and turn it into a $40 piece of…. well, whatever?

For $40 I'd expect you to at least stain the base properly, David.
For $40 I’d expect you to at least stain the base properly, David.

But, since I’m Your Loving Father, I have to right your wrongs every now and then. It pains me to do so, I’d rather see you all happy, but I can’t and won’t assume responsability for your own mistakes.

Objection to Claim of Exemption.
Objection to Claim of Exemption.
Trustee's Objection to Claim Debtor of Exemption

Trustee's Objection to Claim Debtor of Exemption

 

And Anna, no.  The new look doesn’t suit you, and worst of all, you aren’t going to fool the G-Men with it. Just saying.

"Boris, are you sure this disguise will work?"

"Boris, are you sure this disguise will work?"

Now, let’s really get on with it.  It’s actually pretty simple: Dear Serin family, there’s a way out of this mess.  Romans 13, 1-8. Fulfill your promises, pay back your debts, and celebrate my Christmas at peace with yourselves. I still have faith in you, even though James here is shaking his head in disbelief and smiling. If he keeps that kind of behavior up, I’ll make sure his love life is even worse than it is right now. See? He just stopped laughing. There’s no need for sovereignity, A4V’s, conspiracy theories, Falun Dafa, Mao Tse Tung, the Miracle of Touch, or anything else you’ve tried. You still have time to set things right before January, 2011.

Listen. Do you want to make me happy this Birthday? There’s something I’d want you to do.

I give you a new commandment:  love one another. As I have loved you, so you also should love one another.

Oh, and one last note.

The Last Supper (in 4932 Dewey Drive)
The Last Supper (in 4932 Dewey Drive)

Get rid of that Tux, Casey. You look like a reject from Happy Feet.

Love,

God.

—–

James Marks
I wonder if this post is in good taste,
November 30th, 2010.

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Who am I? (or “V for Vendetta”, yet again)

Hello, dear Sacramento readers. Yep, I’m on a roll.

I was wondering – with all the action lately, people who may Google Anna Serin (second hit), Aleksey Serin (fifth hit), Kristina Serin (ninth hit), Casey Serin (second hit) or 4932 Dewey Drive (first hit) are going to end up here. And they’ll probably think I’m an asshole.

 

Suck it, bitch.

Suck it, bitch.

I may behave like an asshole. I’m not sure, but, believe it or not, I’m pretty much a normal person – I have a job, I pay my taxes, love my family, play with my puppy, and even now and then, I go to Church. I’m just like any one of you. Yep, scary thought, huh?

Come to think of it, I may be one of you. Or not. It doesn’t matter, really, because I don’t want anybody to ever remember James Marks, the writer (as if that ever was going to happen – I think I can relax about that one). If anyone ever remembers this blog some time in the future, I’d like them to remember that one day, a group of people became so enraged at the rampant behaviour of a Crime Family that someone decided to tell their story to everyone else. Why? I don’t know. To stop their criminal activities? To alert authorities? To let people know who they were dealing with? I just don’t know – sincerely, I don’t. It’s just something I feel I need to do, because I can’t think of anything better to try.

Beware, rant mode is on.

I’m sick and tired of assholes like the Serin Family. Sick of watching them abuse the system like the bunch of ingrate immigrants they are. Sick of them flaunting to everyone who will ever read or listen to their crap about their latest toys. Sick of them trying to make fools of the Sacramento Courthouse. Sick of them attacking what is sacred to us – our institutions, our government, and our neighbourhood. They had the chance to become a part of and prosper in one of the greatest countries on earth. Their son decided to piss on a dollar bill and take a photo of it. It’s beyond disgraceful.

One day, some day, Mommy and Daddy Serin are going to have to face the music. Casey Serin will either face the authorities or the fact that he’s going to live with himself for the rest of his days – and that’s one of the biggest punishments I can think of. Meanwhile, we’ll come out of this economic crisis, we’ll survive and we’ll thrive. We’ll prosper, because that’s what we do. We’ll be able to look back and laugh at ourselves, when we find out we were right all along regarding the fact that living in fear of the banks taking away our home every 30 days is not “winning”, no matter what Casey thinks. It really doesn’t matter how Casey taunts us; how he claims to be “doing his job”. We aren’t losing Casey – it’s you and creeps like George Tran who’ll be the roadkill on the highway of life.

In an alternate universe, I’d wish for Aleksey and Anna Serin to wake up from their self-imposed nightmare and do the right thing in order to save their home, their family, their dignity, and their retirement. Not anymore. I have no respect for those who have shown no love for this country, even after they were accepted as immigrants. I cannot respect people who have shown hate and derision towards the United States of America.

So, who am I? I never really answered that question. Well, I happen to love this quote, so I’ll copy and paste it, like most things I write. Apologies if you hated the movie.

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition! The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honour to meet you and you may call me “James Marks”

 

James Marks
….remember the idea, not the man, because a man can fail.
November 23rd, 2010

CashCall’s Calling! (or “Leaving Home ain’t Easy”)

Good morning, Sacramento Empire Readers!

This is a game of chance, Casey. You said so yourself.
This is a game of chance, Casey. You said so yourself.

I have to wonder – and I often do – about the steep price of Casey’s Phyrric victory. It’s as if, if his life was a Monopoly® game, he’d be stuck forever on the Kentucky Avenue to “Go to Jail” side, with a house at Baltic as his only property (mortgaged, of course) and $20 or $30 at any time, always hoping that the throw of an unfriendly dice won’t send thim to PMITA Federal Prison. I don’t know how he can even think he’s doing his job (whatever it is – I believe it’s fart, eat, sleep, smoke pot and declare BK every now and then). I mean, Kristina, Aleksey and Anna are depending on Retard-o, while he’s busy running away from home and stuff.

Running away from home. Hmm. I’ve wondered a lot about it. Mommy prepares his cuke salad everyday- organic, of course (ick!) Kristina does his dishes and his room, daddy brings home the bacon… all he needs to do is claim victory every month and go to sleep again. Why would someone like Casey ever want to leave the parental unit? It’s not as if he has a girlfriend (at least the kind that likes men), a stable income, a defined goal in life, etc. Besides, he just bought mom and dad an extra 30 days at home. There’s no reason for him to abandon 4932 Dewey Drive, it’d seem.

Maybe his parents want to teach him a lesson.

Maybe his parents want to teach him a lesson.

Or maybe not. I guess that Anna and Aleksey would chop Casey’s balls off if he was caught watching porn. They don’t seem like the kind of people who approve of moral indecency.

Irony, thou art a heartless bitch.

Irony, thou art a heartless bitch.

Or, perhaps, Neighborhood Dot is right (yet once again).

…I haven’t checked the last few pages to see if anybody posted the lastest Anna Serin BK docs. As we suspected, she hasn’t made any payments under her proposed plan, and on Friday the trustee moved to dismiss. That hearing is scheduled for Dec 15. I have the Pacer docs, but won’t be able to post them until this evening. There was no new Papa Serin BK filing as of earlier today.

ND, CampIdiot

I expect nobody will be surprised by this turn of events, since, after all, not making any payments is the Way of the Serin

I'm not even remotely amused, bitch. Better try a Chuck Norris joke.

I'm not even remotely amused, bitch. Better try a Chuck Norris joke next time.

the surprising thing, though, is that there isn’t a new Aleksey Serin filing. Nevertheless, there have been a couple of docket additions, which are pretty interesting.

Docket additions: 11/19/2010

* Motion/Application to Dismiss Case for Failure to Make Plan Payments Filed by Trustee Jan P. Johnson

* Motion/Application to Dismiss Case for Failure to Provide Tax Documents Filed by Trustee Jan P. Johnson

* Notice of Hearing Re: Motion/Application to Dismiss Case for Failure to Make Plan Payments, Motion/Application to Dismiss Case for Failure to Provide Tax Documents to be held on 12/15/2010 at 01:00 PM at Sacramento Courtroom 32, Department B.

* Declaration of Aaron D. Mayfield in support of Motion/Application to Dismiss Case for Failure to Make Plan Payments, Motion/Application to Dismiss Case for Failure to Provide Tax Documents

* Certificate/Proof of Service of Motion/Application to Dismiss Case for Failure to Make Plan Payments, Motion/Application to Dismiss Case for Failure to Provide Tax Documents, Notice of Hearing, Declaration

And the Trustee seems to be a bit pissed off at Anna and the Crime Family. Check this out. No payment plan, problems with their credit counseling, no income statmenents, no tax return. It’s almost as if they are going to plead congenital stupidity, or something.

Check out point 7 closely: The debtor has made no plan payments since this petition was filed.

Check out point 7 closely: The debtor has made no plan payments since this petition was filed.

Something smells rotten at Casa de Serin, and it’s not Casey’s anal cleanse again. The whiff is so powerful even the trustee has noticed.

Quick, somebody do something!

Quick, somebody do something!

Still – not enough for Casey to leave home, I think. This kind of bullshit has been going on and on at 4932 Dewey Drive for years. So, what’s really going on?

Yet another intrepid CampIdiot poster probably found out. Check it out for yourself – the civil case documents are online now. The case number is 00089212.

Declaration

Summons

complaint

cover sheet

So, what’s in there? Greater Financial California Services (“a California Corporation”) alleges causes of action against Casey K Serin, AKA “Twinkster”. They are using the Sacramento court because “a defendant lives (t)here now”, and they are claiming Casey “breached a contract” (LOL).

Hello Casey. Remember me?

Hello Casey. Remember me?

The damages? $12,866.74 dollars ($3,141.41 from interest alone), $2,086.67 in attorney fees and “other”. Check out the “Complaint” PDF – Casey actually promised to pay Cashcall $26,604.27 out of the original $10,000! He was supposed to make the original $146.67 in February, 2006 (remember the Begathon?) and 120 FUCKING MONTHLY PAYMENTS OF $220.48. You read that right.

Think about it for a second.

One has to wonder – now that Casey has been properly sued, is he hiding away from his only known place of residence? I really don’t know, but I have to wonder. Something big must have made him move away from his mom’s stained Victoria Secrets panties.

So, there you have it. Mommy didn’t file for BK correctly, the Trustee smells something (and it ain’t a fart, trust me on this one), Casey is being sued, George Tran lost all his houses, and we can still hope to have a very Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas, from Casa de Serin!

Merry Christmas, from Casa de Serin!

James Marks
120 payments of $220.48 dollars, each?
November 23rd, 2010

Twinkster’s Future (or “Man on the Moon”)

Hello there. James Marks here.

I’m usually too lazy to type too many blog posts consecutively. That’s probably the reason why this blog doesn’t rate higher on the Casey-o-sphere. That, or my crappy writing, cheap production values, tendency to do cut & paste jobs, gratuitious nudity, and my dry, boring, witless and  humorless style. Come to think of it, this blog could be a Fox TV special.

This post ain’t going to change any of your perceptions on the matter, either (hey, at least I’m honest).

Go, James, GO!

Go, James, GO!

I honestly believe there are many extremely bright and insightful people at Campidiot.com, although you’d never guess just by sorting through all the racist and nasty stuff. It’s perhaps one of the only things Phil Kaplan (formerly “pud”, “pup”, pub”, “poop”, “poomp”, etc.) ever did right in his hairy life – he managed to get together some very brilliant people for the common purpose of laughing their asses off at incompetent companies.  Now those same people are mocking an incompetent retarded faggot. Same thing, basically. Except that Galina is waaay hotter than any of the “FC Chicks” pud used to pimp on his front page. Ah, good times.

Here’s a post by an anonymous user which pretty much sums up Casey. I’m including it here in its entirety without any sort of permission whatsoever. If you are the original author, drop me a line in case you want to forever be associated with the Fecal Finger of Fate.

A large part of his problem is that he has no real curiosity about life;

his entire motivation is his mere ego which isn’t worth much more than a fart.

 Look carefully at his face in all his photos, especially the unguarded expressions where he’s not putting forward a brave front. He’s a deeply depressed individual,

like his mother obviously is.

Hey, look! I pwned you, Sacramento taxpayers!

Hey, look! I pwned you, Sacramento taxpayers!

 The world has no real magic for him no inherent beauty beyond the stale unimaginative consumer shit toys that he’s being indoctrinated to yearn for.

"Hello, stupid american people. Look, we are broke, yet we have shitloads of gifts - from Amazon! Which means, we bought them on credit! Since we haven't paid our bills since March, 2009, that means we won't pay for this crap, either! BK BABY!!! WOOOT!"

"Hello, stupid american people. Look, we are broke, yet we have shitloads of gifts - from Amazon! Which means, we bought them on credit! Since we haven't paid our bills since March, 2009, that means we won't pay for this crap, either! BK BABY!!! WOOOT!"

 He lives in a very narrow dark inner world of the soul…great men construct huge splendid palaces in their psyche and intellect to live in regardless of what the real world offers them. Casey lives in a grey dreary little hovel of the mind…

Casey Serin, anorexic gay dooshfaggit

Casey Serin, anorexic gay dooshfaggit

Middle and old age will not be kind to our twinkster..

Holy shit, that's my lesbian single aunt!
Holy shit, that’s my lesbian single aunt!

 Thanks, anonymous dot. That was sheer bloody poetry.

James Marks
Meth is one hell of a drug, Casey,
November 19th, 2010 

 

Earth calling Butt-Pirate: Time to file for BK again! (or “Daddy knows best”)

Hello all you beautiful people.

I’m sorry, but this post isn’t meant for you. It’s more of a social service thing for that special retard-o in my life: Casey Serin, pictured here in his natural homo-tat.

I was going to go for a lame-ass gay joke, but it sorta writes itself anyway.

I was going to go for a lame-ass gay joke, but it sorta wrote itself anyway.

 

Because, well, with so many hot-dog sausages  on the menu to choose from:

What could be more manly than an "island house" full of happy roommates and an "excellent decorator"?

What could be more manly than an "island house" full of happy roommates and an "excellent decorator"?

 

And Casey taking pics of himself in various stages of drug-fueled frenzied nakedness,

This is gay code for "Four fingers, up mine", I suppose. Fuck, I made a lame-ass gay joke.

This is gay code for "Four fingers, up mine", I suppose. Fuck, I made a lame-ass gay joke.

 

 it’s quite possible he has become far too distracted to remember daddy MUST file refile the same old crap Anna Serin did – yet again. You know, the exact same papers Aleksey and Anna delivered to the courts back in January. Except that they’ll hastily delete Anna’s name this time.

Because, as Casey so well put it himself,

Casey explains the Crime Family's Modus Operandi

Casey explains the Crime Family's Modus Operandi

 

 it’s a great tactic if you want to stall foreclosure.

Not entirely convinced?

They'll do it either today or tomorrow, too!

They'll do it either today or tomorrow, too!

 

He “enjoys the thrill” of  BK. He’s sort of like a cereal killer, I suppose.

Interestingly enough, yesterday I was scratching my left nut and began thinking about the past. Do you sometimes think about useless stuff? I do.

Moral Issues of Bankruptcy…

One one hand it feels like “weaseling” out of my responsibilities. On the other hand, if I take the bankruptcy route and wipe off my debts, I can focus on rebuilding my real estate business and moving forward.

Since I want to do the right thing and please my Maker (What happened to Casey’s God? Gone, along with his wife, his friends, and everything else he considered below his “shiny things” – Ed.), I am giving the moral issues extra consideration.

Dave Ramsey in The Truth About Bankruptcy says:

Myth: I’ll just file bankruptcy and start over; it seems so easy.
Truth: Bankruptcy is a gut-wrenching, life-changing event that causes lifelong damage.  (I guess he forgot this part, he now says “Bankruptcy is beautiful” – Ed)

The Christian Science Monitor in The Moral Burden of Bankruptcy compares the two views from a biblical perspective:

To make this case, bankruptcy’s critics often cite Psalm 37:21: “The wicked borrow and do not repay, but the righteous give generously.” From sources such as Crown Financial Ministries and Dave Ramsey’s nationally syndicated radio show, advice seekers hear they have a duty in most cases to keep their payback promises even when life throws them a curve ball.

But another school of thought sees a more complex picture in which lenders also face admonitions to forgive debts. For instance, Jonathan Alper, a bankruptcy attorney in Orlando, Fla., reminds distraught clients that the American legal tradition of allowing for bankruptcy stems from Deuteronomy 15:1-11, which calls for debt forgiveness every seven years. Others agree with Mr. Alper that those who are able should repay, but those unable to do so should not feel guilty.

William J. Stuntz of FirstThings.com in the article Law and the Christian Story explains the behavioral phenomenon of somebody facing a huge amount of debt, like me [emphasis mine]:

The most obvious form of legal amnesty is bankruptcy, at the heart of which lies a simple behavioral phenomenon with an interesting twist. The simple phenomenon is this: A debtor who is already in over his head will not pay, whether or not there is a legal mechanism for discharging his debts. There is a kind of Laffer curve of debt: A little bit tends to be repaid; a lot tends to be ignored. (Hence the old saying that if you borrow a little money from a bank, the bank owns you, but if you borrow a lot of money, you own the bank.) This simple phenomenon has a simple explanation: If all or almost all my future income is going to go to my creditors because I am drastically overextended, I have no incentive to work. I’ll starve if I work (because my creditors will take everything) and I’ll starve if I don’t—but at least then I’ll starve without having to work. By demanding everything, my creditors will get nothing, because I am in a hole too deep to dig out of.

The temptation is to say, it can yield nothing else—the debtor who is in way over his head can’t and won’t pay, so “forgiving” the debt is really just an acknowledgment of reality. But that ignores another option, one the law embraced not so very long ago. In the early years of our nation, debtors who would not or could not pay were imprisoned—a very common rule in many legal regimes going back to ancient times. Recall Jesus’ story in Matthew 5: “You shall not come out of there until you have paid the last cent.” Imprisonment for debt is really quite logical: When ordinary civil remedies no longer work, the system should, one might think, resort to more serious punishment. And the truly improvident debtor has often borrowed money he should have known would be beyond his ability to repay. This is akin to theft, and in modern legal systems theft leads to imprisonment. This points up the real choice the law faces when a debtor is in over his head. The law can of course wipe out the debt, as it does. But it can do something else instead: it can wipe out the debtor.

A New Chapter (7) in my Life?

I recently met with two bankruptcy attorneys and ran my situation by them (including liar loan issues). They see no reason why I can’t just go with bankruptcy right now and wipe off all my debts. Since I am NOT trying to protect any assets, Chapter 7 bankruptcy is the recommended option for me.

Note, bankruptcy will not wipe out the liens on the properties – just my obligation to repay the note. So the lenders will continue with foreclosure. But bankruptcy can stall the foreclosure process by 1-3 months. That may give me extra time to sell the properties and pay back the lenders as much money as I can. I want to minimize the loss to my lenders as much as possible. (do you remember back when Casey was sort of human? Yeah, I didn’t, either – Ed)

With the moral issues in mind…

Should I BK or not? What do you think?  (Gee. – Ed)

ShitWeasel, October, 2006

Funny how things change, I guess.

And, the really interesting thing here is that Casey “is” the “owner” of 4932 Dewey Drive.  Which means, technically he’s the one who should be filing for BK. Of course, that’d mean the judge would probably get to hear all about his “gray area”, or “shady” dealings in the past, and I don’t think that’d be in his best interests. Probably the reason why mom & dad are doing the dirty deed

Someone please bleach my mind with Clorox and beat me to death with the gloves. TIA.
Someone please bleach my mind with Clorox and beat me to death with the gloves. TIA.

themselves, and Kostya is now off living a gay fantasy in his tropical island with his hot friends.

So Casey, this one’s for you. Walk (don’t run) to the Sacramento Courthouse and fill the BK petition on behalf of Daddy Retardo (aka Aleksey Serin). We are breathlessly watching your delay tactics.

Love,

James Marks
Once again, don’t say I never did anything for ya, Kost-ya,
November 18th, 2010

 

sExtra-Special PD:

The Crime Family stays right up until March, 2011 at 4932 Dewey Dr.!!!

The United States of America can kiss my Victoria Secrets'-clad ass!!! - Anna Serin

The United States of America can kiss my Victoria Secrets'-clad ass!!! - Anna Serin

I didn’t understand any of it, either, so here is some stuff I was able to find about the marked dates.

Section 316 Incomplete Filings:

CONTENTS OF BANKRUPTCY FILINGS
 
Section 316 of the Act adds requirements to the creditor’s initial Bankruptcy filings.  In addition to a detailed
list of assets, liabilities, income, and the counseling certificate, creditors must now inform the Bankruptcy Court if
additional income from other sources, such as family gifts, is expected in the following year.  If all the required forms
are not filed within 45 days from the date of the initial filing, the case can be dismissed.  Debtors will now also have
to file income tax returns and make these available to creditors.
 
Likely Outcomes
 
With the additional filing requirements, some creditors will inadvertently have their case dismissed by failing
to file all the required documents. This dismissal may impact the automatic stay provision.   The provision allowing
creditors access to a petitioner’s income tax returns is new.   
 http://www.cluteinstitute-onlinejournals.com/PDFs/2006361.pdf

Dischargeability complaint:

Complaints Objecting to Dischargeability Based on False Representations or Actual Fraud ( § 523(a)(2)(A)) Must Be Timely Filed
In contrast, several of the plaintiff’s claims in this case involve causes of action that are not part of the “super discharge.” Debts for false representations or actual fraud (§523(a)(2)(A)), for a domestic support obligation (§ 523(a)(5)), as well as several other types of debt not relevant here, may be excluded from discharge in a Chapter 13 case, just as they would be in a Chapter 7 case. See 11 U.S.C. § 1328(a)(2). However, the debtor asserts that the plaintiff’s § 523(a)(2)(A) claim is barred because the plaintiff failed to timely filed the adversary complaint.

A complaint objecting to dischargeability must be filed no later than 60 days after the first date set for the meeting of creditors. See FED. R. BANKR. P. 4007(c). Although the court is empowered to extend the time “for cause,” the motion to extend the time must be filed “before the time has expired.” Id. This restriction on extending the time is expressly excluded from the court’s general power to enlarge time periods after the fact. See FED. R. BANKR. P. 9006(b)(3). Thus, regardless of the circumstances, the Court has no power, after the bar date for filing a complaint has passed, to extend the time to file a complaint to determine dischargeability of a claim alleged to be excepted from discharge under §§ 523(a)(2)(A).

http://www.californiabankruptcylawyersblog.com/2010/02/complasints-objectiong-to-disc.html

Could it be? Coult it really be?

Proof of Claim Deadline:

In law, a proof of claim is a record filed in court by a party who is owed money by a person filing for bankruptcy. The document is required in both Chapter 7 and Chapter 13 bankruptcy claims in the United States. It is the legal evidence normally required for the creditor to receive any payment once the bankruptcy case is settled.

Although it references a debt owed by the person filing for bankruptcy, it is the responsibility of each creditor, not the debtor, to submit a proof of claim. The debtor, however, is accountable for verifying the accuracy of all proofs of claim. If the claims of the creditors do not match the numbers reflected in the debtor’s records, one or both parties could incur reprimands or fines.

http://www.wisegeek.com/in-law-what-is-a-proof-of-claim.htm

Welcome my friends, to the show that truly never ends.

James Marks

New Shiny Alert!!!! (or “Throw Momma From the Train”)

So,

You are a decent, hardworking man / woman, and you are appalled at the way one Casey Konstantin Serin mistreats his mother. Who wouldn’t?

After all, poor Anna Serin had to lie  take the oath and tell all about her criminal activities. Or did she not?

Unfortunately (for the lack of a better word) recent info suggests Casey & Anna Serin’s relationship is something more like this:

 

Esquire by 2033, bitch! Or we are all going to jail!

Esquire by 2015, bitch! Or we are all going to jail!

(Apologies to Anne Ramsey for comparing her to the ugliest racoon on earth)

So, the main issue here is – we all wondered whether Anna Serin knew about Casey’s illegal activities. 99% of us (and yes, I made the number up, so STFU) believed she did; 1% still believe in the Green Fairy and Anna’s innocence.

I see the Serins, yet justice doesn't know they are there

I see the Serins, yet justice doesn't know they are there

Now we have greate proofe she knows exactly what Kost Ya is planning to do:

 

GO KOSTYA GO!

GO KOSTYA GO!

So, if anyone thought Anna and Aleksey hated their pot-smoking Judas (me), if someone still believed mom and dad were innocent retards (not me), if there was any living soul who believed this blog had some original material (doubtful)… there you go. Anna Serin knows perfectly well her son is a scammer, a criminal, and she fully supports him. I’m kinda surprised daddy Aleksey Serin is staying out of this mess. Maybe he’s too dumb to use the internetz.

Or, perhaps this will  help explain things a bit further.

 

Check out how people who should know better have no clue about the elections, either.

Check out how people who should know better have no clue about the elections, either.

Perhaps the pot was for Casey AND Anna Serin.

 

James Marks
A Crime Family, indeed.
November 3rd, 2010