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And now, the end is near… (or “He did it his way”)

Hello, fellow SEC followers. James Marks here, just to inform you that there’s not much to talk about. Casey has gone AWOL. His Daily Miracles are getting even more boring than they used to be, and besides, listening to them makes you borderline catatonic. He’s house sitting, but he refuses to acknowledge his location.

So, I can either do two things. Either end this post here, or steal some more stuff from somewhere else, pass it off as mine, and pretend I’m a bright dude. Guess what is it that I’m going to do – you have two tries.

I'm the Uri Geller of bloggers!

I'm the Uri Geller of bloggers!

I may take a little break from blogging about Casey until he comes back – yet, once again. It’s not a question of if – merely, when. He’s a little attention whore who somehow thinks he’s an “internet personality”, when he’s just a mere curiosity on a side road of the Information Superhighway. Probably some sort of roadkill- I’m thinking something really small, like a gerbil. Inside of something big, like Richard Gere. But I digress.

Anyway, during my travels on said Superinformation Highway (not to be confused with the Chocolate Hershey Highway, with which Cassey is intimately knowledgeable about), I did come across something that made me remember why so many people follow Casey – and I hope he reads this post. It’s a pretty good analysis of Casey’s current situation.

No caption needed here.

No caption needed here.

BTW, Personal message to Casey, since I know you read here.

I am the one who just made the Lulzcat out of your sister’s dedication photo. Are you proud of making a laughing stock out of her, you, your brother in law David, and your new niece, there, Uncle Casey?

Oh, I also have made a ton of other funny shit using material provided by you, friends, neighbors, family, etc over the last… well, it’s actually been years now.

Question — do you think we *don’t* know about the scammy shit you are trying to pull the minute you try to pull it?

Sometimes we play out a little rope to let the lulz unfold, but the reality is that YOU, with your multiple felonies, then bragging about it on IAFF, and all over the internet pretty much nonstop since then, you have made your bed, shit in it, rubbed the shit all over yourself, then lay down in it. We are essentially documentarians; the almost constant stream of shit that falls all over your plans is a combination of your own bad thinking, criminal intentions,  and inability to keep your yap shut about anything.

We thought you sucking up a simple little joke, that turned into the Holly troll because of your hunger for easy money and a life of leisure on someone else’s dime, would ‘teach you a lesson’, and maybe you and your broken heart would straighten up. Wrong. You have no ‘heart’ — that is why you bounced back right away. You have no pride, but a ton of ego. You have no scruples, but a lot of claims to the moral high ground. You believe only in yourself, but you make a big show of religiosity and supposed explorations in personal growth. You are, plain and simple, a sociopath.
http://www.mcafee.cc/Bin/sb.html

It is going to be a downright pleasure to watch you continue to knot your virtual noose (oh, yes, we see what you are up to, even now!), place your own head through it, and kick the chair over…

Me again. Just wanted to also say, for Casey and everyone’s benefit:

The *real* cadre of hardcore Casey “Haterz™ ” (actually ‘observers’) aren’t rabid about being from EN, or CI, or CHC, or Sacramento, or Seattle, or Australia, or Salt Lake City, or Canada, or Tashkent. We don’t care what your gender, sexual orientation, economic status, or political persuasion is. Anyone who gets hung up on that shit is either a troll or an idiot or both. The REAL Cadre also is not a conspiracy, or an inner circle. There are no meetings, no membership cards, etc. There is only one essential and universal attribute that each of these patriots to a system of laws and personal respect for each other shares: A deep, burning, serious and yet-to-be-sated hate for the criminal and anti-social behaviors that Casey has come to epitomize and to represent, almost as an icon of imbecility and self-dealing, to the exclusion of social and legal constraint.

Ask not for whom the sirens blare, Casey. They blare for thee.

 Basically:

Yes, Casey. You are surrounded by assholes!

Yes, Casey. You are surrounded by assholes!

And

That post was full of WIN.
That post was full of WIN.

I find it very hard to believe that Casey can be in a worse situation No, wait. Yes he can – homelessness, gay prostitution, a home for lunatics could be worse. I mean, it’s not as if he isn’t trying hard to accomplish these goals, too; think about it. Daddy and mommy ain’t paying their debts back, Casey is a posterboi for gays everywhere (somehow, I think gays are NOT going to be thrilled about having Casey playing for their team), and his “Miracles” bullshit is getting stranger by the day.

"...I WANT TO BE - A MACHO MAN!"

"...I WANT TO BE - A MACHO MAN!"

Aleksei, do you still think your son isn't gay?

Aleksei, do you still think your son isn't gay?

I find it hard to add anything to what our anonymous poster stated so bluntly. Perhaps, one day Casey will open his eyes and realize that he fucking lives in one of the greatest countries in the world. That he has every opportunity to finally get his head out of his ass, and at any moment he can regain control of his life. That he has, so far, angered most (if not all of us) because of his lack of respect for ethics, moral values, and the laws of the land. He’s only 28 years old or so – Casey, only YOU can take back control of your life.
Open your eyes – people all around you live happy, healthy lives without believing in all the bullshit you endorse. How long have you been fooling yourself with this crap? 15 years? All of your life? What did you accomplish during that time frame? You used to have a wife, a house, and a job. You are now frail looking, badly fed, badly clothed, and living in an abandoned house. You are basically the “homeless guy with a laptop” your brother Steve said you would become.
Was it really worth it? Stare at a mirror. Look at yourself. Ask that question once, twice, a thousand times. let it sink in. Then get back to us and tell us it was.
James Marks
Signing off until something meaningful happens,
June 29th, 2010
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Make a run for the border! (or “The FBI always rings twice”)

No reason for this pic. I heard gratuitous sex helps ratings.

No reason for this pic. I heard gratuitous sex helps ratings.

Hello, dear SEC readers. Don’t you just love daylight? I like it a lot, and I hear that narcisstic scumbags (who also happen to be gay) enjoy it, too. Apparently (and yet again, I’m going to speak out of my ass about stuff I don’t know about, but I have a blog and you don’t, so I WIN!) there’s this thing on our heads called serotonin  

 Of the approximately 40 million brain cells, most are influenced either directly or indirectly by serotonin. This includes brain cells related to mood, sexual desire and function, appetite, sleep, memory and learning, temperature regulation, and some social behavior.  

 

And guess what? Serotonin levels are directly affected by the amount of sunlight we receive, which, obviously, is increased during Spring and Summer. Ever wondered why Gaysey Serin always seems to be down during Autumn and Winter (Millionaire by Christmas lasting a full day, his divorce, his internet black-outs) and manic during Spring or Summer (TrueCasey, Angel Lynn, Island2012)? I’ll argue that he’s clinically depressed, and sunlight helps him out of it. I’m no professional, but evidence suggests that his mood swings are related to the weather.  

Anyway, this Autumn / Winter Casey has quite a bit more to worry about than sunlight (or lack of it). Recent developments in the Caseyverse suggest that the proverbial shit will hit the fan like a motorcycle stuck in the mud (I think I got my analogies mixed up here).  

Justice is that big fan. Destiny is shown as two guys. Casey is the bunch of manure.

Justice is that big fan. Destiny is shown as two guys. Casey is the bunch of manure.

Do you believe in destiny, the law of attraction, synchronicities? Because if you also believe in Daily Miracles, the Strawman and Sovereignity, then you are Casey Serin and I hate you. But if you are a normal human being, you have to agree – plenty of things have been happening, and although there’s just no tangible evidence to believe the FBI or whatever will soon get a grip on Serin, there’s still hope. 

First of all – it’s never too late  to leave mom and her good ole-fashion cooking and laundry service, so Casey has decided to pack his things and become a sovereign (ahem).

Casey Serin (Константин Сeрин)now couch surfing… well, more like house sitting. Sort of. A dream coming true.
About an hour ago
   

 

Although his current situation is unclear, it’s known that he’s house-sitting, he took a desk with him, and he lives in an area with quite some traffic. Sacramento, beware: there’s an incontinent man on the loose.

"You can take the truck. Just... leave this house. Please." Casey's Dad.

"You can take the truck. Just... leave this house. Please." Casey's Dad.

So, what’s he going to do now? Who knows. Perhaps he read the news, and decided to try and make a run for the border. Me? Personally, I think he wants to become a teacher, because he wants to educate a Judge (and, once again, no, I shit you not).

Casey Serin
… i’m excited about the adventure and the lessons that come with applying this new area of study. I’d like to consider everybody in government as a fellow human being and thus a friend. They’re simply doing their job the best they can. Many judges don’t even understand this area of law since its not common for individuals to be learning these estrategies and operating without an attorney. So it’s an uphill battle and sometimes we may have to educate the court on our own rights. Thus we gotta know the rules of the game real good. 

 

“Waiting for Godot” was never this good. Or funny. Or entertaining. Or freaking insane. Oh boy, I’d love to see Snowflake educating a court.

 

And that wasn’t the craziest thing he did this week. He boasted, on Facebook, on his PUBLIC WALL, for all the world to see, that he had used the A4v scam on the IRS (and once again, I shit you not). This, in case you are not aware, it’s kinda like getting Vito Corleone’s daughter pregnant, and selling the porn movie rights to Larry Flynt. Or at least, boasting about it, because he never showed any proof. He just said he did.

If Casey was a criminal, he'd be as dumb as... well, Casey.

If Casey was a criminal, he'd be as dumb as... well, Casey.

Which was enough for the CampIdiot Crew to start a grassroots campaign to get the IRS interested on Snowflake.  Even worse for him, the IRS has a couple of specific sections about how you should never, ever try to use the Strawman thing on them, or else, seriously bad things could happen.Now, we have a real crisis going on here – Casey is leaving home, he just gave the finger to the authorities, CampIdiot is stalking him,  and he just tried to rape the IRS,  so what is it that really worries him? 

Casey Serin
— IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE ME, why do you call yourself my friend?? Why would I lie and mislead people? How does that benefit me??? I’m only talking about this to encourage other freedom-seekers here who are experimenting with these unconventional methods as well. There is so much mis-info around these techniques, I’m happy to share some positive . I’m not trying to promote or sell anything and have low patience for this attitude. I’m not here to prove anything or cater to any “haters” / critics!!! (if you fall in this category this may not be the place for you. I value trust) I’m sorry if I overreacting Ⓥ   

Casey, you should be worried about other things. Like, for example, the stuff that’s going on your own city, or pretty close to it.  

 Fed grand jury indicts 10 – five in Elk Grove – on mortgage fraud

THURSDAY UPDATE: Here is the full report from this morning’s Bee.News came this morning that a federal grand jury in Sacramento returned a 48-count indictment against 10 people for allegedly falsifying loan applications and getting kickbacks by borrowing more than the house was worth.

Read more: http://blogs.sacbee.com/mt/mt-search.cgi?blog_id=42&tag=mortgage%20fraud&limit=20&IncludeBlogs=42#ixzz0rGPKRpdD

Personally, I believe Operation Stolen Dreams can only be an unqualified success if the FBI can get their hands on Casey Serin. After all, he fought long and hard

Long. And Hard.

Long. And Hard.

to be recognized as one of America’s premier scammers.

The crackdown is aimed at borrowers, so-called straw borrowers, corrupt real estate professionals, bank employees and people who prey on distressed homeowners.

Who knows. Maybe the Federales will find enough time between donut buffets to finally catch Murseboi. And now that he is alone and defenseless (no mommy in that rented place), really, what could stand between him and the law? I mean, he’s alone with a desk, a computer, and a bunch of unwilling cucumbers. Is this the end of the line for Serin? 

A man can dream, can’t he?  

    

James Marks
Dreaming of Lisa Henry. Or was it Lisa Scifo?
June 18th, 2010
 

George Tran speaks a bit too much about the “Freedumb” movement.

This will be a short post, friends. But it’s amazing.

George Tran is a well known scammer, and Casey’s Guru. I may talk about him later on, but for now, this will suffice.

He says he’s going to save a house via the principles I’ve talked about lately, and he’s keeping a blog about how he’s doing it.

An image speaks louder than words. In a moment of strange truthfulness, Georgie Porgie posted this. Is it evidence enough that these idiots are nothing but scum? Or, does it merely prove George Tran is a fucking idiot? Or both?

By the way – Tranny, if you are thinking about suing me, I want the original of this post. Not a digital copy. I also want it signed in blue ink, and printed in 200 year-old papyrus. Also, you have 57 seconds to do it. Since I’m nice, I’m giving you 17 seconds more. Failure to comply with all requirements will result in your tacit acceptance of everything I’ve said about you. Have a nice day.

James Marks
Wondering if I should A4V the size of my penis,
June 16th, 2010

Yo ho, yo ho, a (butt) pirate’s life for me (or “Everything you wanted to know about Casey’s conspiracy theories, but were afraid to ask”)

Coming soon to a couch near you!

No cousin of mine can steal my thunder!

Hello, dear SEC readers. James Marks here. Glad to see you back. Disclaimer – I’m using lots of pics I didn’t create in this post. If you want credit, just send me a message.

I’m supposed to rest today. I caught a cold and feel as if I had been foreclosed 8 times. Nevertheless, I’m glad I don’t use Victoria’s Secrets underwear (thongs are so uncomfy), and I don’t look like a complete moron, so I guess it could be worse. Sleep should be in order, but how on earth am I supposed to do it when I feel as if I had something choking me, and can’t breathe at all? (a feeling Casey will, with some luck, soon experience on a daily basis.)

So, since I can’t sleep, don’t like soccer, and am fed up with Rocky and Bullwinkle re-runs on Boomerang, I’m going to rant about some stuff I can barely understand. In my defense, though, it is my belief this crackpot theory isn’t meant to be understood – it was designed to make deadbeat assholes feel better about them not paying back their debts. Casey, of course, being the prime example.

Remember, this is from the guy who signed contracts with his wife promising to behave.

Remember, this is from the guy who signed contracts with his wife promising to behave.

Contracts by tacit agreement? “There is a way to excercise our power to contract while staying in honor with all the procedures / obligations in place ?”  YES ASSHOLE, IT’S CALLED “PAYING YOUR DEBTS ON TIME”, MORON. IT WORKS EVERY FUCKING TIME.

Ahem.

Let’s try to make sense out of this post. Casey mentions a social contract. For those of you who don’t know the stuff they don’t want you to know (but ought to, anyway), a Social Contract is the basis of every state in the world. Social order is mantained via the creation of a State. It is at this moment where the individual stops being a sovereign entity (where have I heard that term before?) and become subjects of the public law.

That was deep, powerful stuff. Here. Have a cookie.

That was deep, powerful stuff. Here. Have a cookie.

I still didn’t understand what a “social contract” had to do with a “tacit agreement”…. until I looked at that magnificent GIF again. I then understood what the fuzz was all about -Alizee has the greatest hips in the planet. Not even Shakira comes close. Then I started wondering whether I was taking too much medicine.

A couple of minutes later it all was clear to me. Casey is arguing that society follows tacit agreements, like social contracts (nowhere did you ever sign a contract stating you were going to obey the police and not run red lights, did you?) all the time; and I’m assuming he considers his silence on the subject as proof he has agreed to it. SO… this opens a can of worms. 1) What happens if he declares he’s not bound by said contracts, thereby breaking the agreement?, and b) What may stop him from trying the UCC / Strawman bullshit and stating that silence equals acceptance in every situation? Don’t believe me?

Scammers

Dammit, I worked my ass off so that Casey would be an american, and now he wants to become a sovereign? I shoulda just aborted the kid when I had a chance.

IT'S NEVER TOO LATE, DADDY!

IT'S NEVER TOO LATE, DADDY!

It’s time to deeg dip into the secretz they don’t want you to know about. According to this document, there’s a “Universal Principal” (principle, in case you are wondering) that deals with the most basic of human interactions – and yes, they consider “buying, selling or trading” as a basis for survival; the law that applies here (the “Commerce Law”) is simply “treat others as you’d like to be treated”. Interestingly enough, the “Universal Principal” is considered to be above the “Common Law”, which deals with the judicial system. Even farther below are the governments, which can only create laws to facilitate commerce between the States. And, see that spot on your carpet? Well, underneath it are corporations, such as the United States of America, which can only control… yep, you guessed it. Your strawman, since only the Common Law and Universal “Principal” can control the sovereigns.  Call me crazy, but I begin to sense a pattern here, which basically says “I’m above everything else. In case of any doubt, see my first sentence”.

Now, here’s where things get interesting. Commerce Law, according to these lunatics, is far more powerful than everything else because all nations on Earth were built upon it according to the Bible (oh, so that’s why Casey feels this is in-line with his Semi-Xtian beliefs!), and it’s above the judicial system, the government and the corporation (how convenient!). And, in commerce, your “word is your bond” (fuck, where have I read this before?); the truth is sovereign, and the truth is always expressed in a form of affidavit (bonus points if you already know where this is headed)… and, in Commerce Law, “He who leaves the battlefield first loses by default”, and “he who does not prove its claim is a shithead and loses”. Furthermore, this is all true because the writers of the article cite numerous out of context Bible quotes. So, if you live in a State where Buddha or Mohammed are your deities, though shit. The Bible quotes apply over whatever your scriptures may say on the matter.

See? It's all good!

See? It's all good!

Check this example of a “tacit agreement” in action.

CONSTRUCTIVE NOTICE

IF THIS AFFIDAVIT IS NOT PROPERLY REBUTTED WITH A COUNTER-AFFIDAVIT WITHIN THIRTY (30) DAYS FROM THE DATE OF ITS MAILING, ALL PARAGRAPHS NOT DENIED SHALL BE CONFESSED AFFIRMED, BY SUCH DEFAULT, AND SHALL BE ACCEPTED AS DISPOSITIVE, CONCLUSIVE FACTS BY THE DEPARTMENT OF TREASURY-INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE, AND/OR STATE TAX AGENCY WHEREIN THE DISTRICT DIRECTOR AND/OR THE CHIEF EXECUTIVE OFFICER OR OTHER PROPERLY DELEGATED AUTHORITY, HAD THE OPPORTUNITY AND “FAILED TO PLEAD.”  ALL COUNTER-AFFIDAVITS MUST BE SIGNED WITH THE VALID LEGAL NAME OF THE RESPONDENT. FICTITIOUS OR INCOMPLETE NAMES OF RESPONDENTS OR THOSE NOT CONTAINING COMPLETE LEGAL FIRST, MIDDLE, AND LAST NAMES AND EMPLOYEE NUMBER AND PHOTOCOPY OF DRIVER’S LICENSE SHALL NOT CONSTITUTE A VALID RESPONSE BECAUSE NOT PROPERLY AUTHENTICATED.

Proof that Casey is a maggot. The Bible says so!

Proof that Casey is a maggot. The Bible says so!

Translation: Casey is going to ask for something stupid from the banks regarding his mortgage, he will not receive a response, he’ll state that, by “tacit agreement” the bank has lost its claim, and he’ll recover his house. There’s only one problem with this theory: it’s built on the bullshit argument that anything like Commerce Law exists, and that it’s recognized on a worldwide level by every institution on earth. Kinda like telling your mom and dad that you are absolutely sure Santa Claus exists, so you expect your Christmas tree full of presents the next morning.. when you are 30 years old. Things simply don’t exist because we wish hard enough for them. And that is what Commerce Law is – wishful thinking that something, somewhere, will save my ass.

This is a prime example of what I’m talking about.

In their own words,

Amazingly, we can use the above IRS tactics to our advantage using the Uniform Commercial Code (U.C.C.)!  Their incompetency can actually help us establish an irrefutable fact in court.  Recall that in the world of commerce and under the Uniform Commercial Code, the unrebutted affidavit or claim stands as truth.  An affidavit is a written document signed under penalty of perjury, witnessed by a notary public, and sent to the IRS with a Proof of Service to demonstrate that it indeed was sent.  If everything we send the IRS is an affidavit and if they refuse to rebut it or don’t identify who is rebutting it, then our affidavits will stand as more than adequate proof of the truth in any tax proceeding in court, regardless of the subterfuge and rhetoric used by DOJ lawyers we might be fighting against.

Oh, but what about the UCC, the Universal Commerce Code?

The Uniform Commercial Code was established in 1952. It’s main purpose is to regulate the commerce among all States of the Union. That is the non-tinfoil hat definition of the UCC; no rear-admiral of the pirate seas stuff. It’s merely a set of laws that control the way entities between States are to behave during a commercial transaction. But, then again, what fun is reality when you can indulge your fantasies with a good conspiracy theory? Read page 12 and enjoy a logic gap so huge even Goatse is jealous – the UCC was written among members of the United States, so “it’s the supreme law of the planet”.

I wrote the law back in '52, so it applies to the entire universe. Jealous much, bitch?

I wrote the law back in '52, so it applies to the entire universe. Jealous much, bitch?

So, the theory goes, the USA is a bankrupt corporation that goes by the name “District of Columbia”, and occupies a territory near Virginia, or Maryland. I’m not sure at this point. So its “power”, as defined by the UCC, is that of a mere company, just like McD’s (except that Ronald isn’t bankrupt, and he can ask you “Do you want fries with that order?”, just like Casey should).  Don’t forget this paragraph – it’ll come in handy later on this post.

Now, remember Cap’n Casey (the guy on the first pic)? What does an Admiralty, and the sea stuff have to do with anything? I wondered about that myself. Well, apparently the USA is a corporation, which was controlled by the Vice-Admiralty Courts – guess what they did? Control the Queen’s possessions beyond the seas, of course! Are things clearer now? No. I guess I need some more cough medicine. There, that did the trick. Apparently, the USA never became independent of the British (it was just a “commercial venture” between the colonies and the Crown, and no, I shit you not), and our courts are direct descendants of the Vice-Admiralty Courts, and are ruled by the same laws.  And so, the people are either “sovereigns” or dependants of the British Crown due to commerce law.

The “Accepted for Value” shit we laugh so much at has a lot to do with this. Accepted for Value basically is a conditional acceptance; a “contract by tacit agreement”! (finally, this is starting to make sense – if you are a retard, that is). It means you accept something, but people have to prove the value of whatever claim they are making. Again, it’s kinda like “I fucked your sister, she has a babby now, but you have to prove you are an uncle. I’m waiting”.

I swear I tried to understand the Strawman concept, but it’s far too stupid for me to make any sense of it. The thing is, the other concepts had some basis on reality – the information available about the strawman is simply too far fetched to even comment about it. Nevermind, I’m feeling better now, so I’m going to talk a bit about the Strawman. Remember when I mentioned that the US of A is, basically, the equal of any other corporation on America, according to the UCC? Well, you have to wonder what is it that binds you, as a person, to a corporation you never joined. AHA! That’s where the Strawman comes in. Since the Corporation isn’t related to you, they created a fictitious entity in your name  (the Strawman), in ALL-CAPS, and they (you know, “those who don’t want you to know things”)  bind you to the banking system and the corporation. This is the point where you need to break the link between your Strawman and your real self.  Since I’m far too tired by now to keep on writing, I’ll leave you yet another link to study at your own leisure. It completely debunks the strawman myth.

Dammit, Theo, I was wrong. *That* George wasn't the worst thing that ever happened to America.

Dammit, Theo, I was wrong. *That* George wasn't the worst thing that ever happened to America.

So, there you have it. I just lost all day writing about a bullshit theory that a bright 11 year old would immediately discard as a scam. Next time, I’ll write about the physical impossibility of Santa Claus, complete with eyewitness reports.

James Marks
Maybe I should charge for this information,
June 13th, 2010.

Casey won.

Good morning to all of you. I hope you had a nice week-end; did you go swimming? How was the water?

I worked a bit this Saturday and Sunday; I won’t bore you with the details, but let’s just say I was blown away at how complex and expensive life is nowadays when compared to when I was young. Back then, we didn’t have cable TV. Or XBox 360’s. Or Blue-Rays. Or cell phone plans. I’m not going to lie to you and tell you “and life was good, sonny!”. I used to be surprised at how much money my parents saved throughout their lives; now I know how they did it. There weren’t these many so-called “necessities” back then.

Ask me about dating in the old days, bitch. I triple dare you.

Ask me about dating in the old days, bitch. I triple dare you.

And then, as I was getting ready to pay all my debts,  I thought about Snowflake and something  made my blood boil and my penis shrink (or perhaps it was the other way around, I’m not sure). Regardless of everything that has happened to him in life (and I mean – everything – ), just take a freaking look at him. He won. He beat the system. He accomplished what he set out to do. I can’t freaking believe it.

Just like King Pyrrhus, of Epirus (don’t feel bad, I had to Google him, too), Casey has scored some very important victories. I do not believe them to be decisive, though. If this were tennis, I’d say we would be on the fourth half of the second inning, so there’s plenty more time for things to settle down. 

Allow me to demonstrate my point.

1) He always dreamed of passive income. Yet, he has discovered that when you spend $0, you don’t need 1.a) to work, and 1.b) to generate any sort of income streams. Besides, who cares about it? Money is no object (at least according to Serin, circa June, 2010. He certainly didn’t think this way 3 years ago). Victory.

2) Work and education are for losers. He isn’t working, he isn’t studying, and yet he has a roof over his head, food on the table, clothes to wear (even if they are 4 years old and worn only by M.C. Hammer wannabes). Victory.

3) His belief in Fiat currency, the mortgage scam and the strawman has been validated by the fact that he and his family haven’t paid a single cent of their mortgage agreement ever since April, 2009. Combine this fact with the Crime Family’s non-payment of their bankruptcy agreement monthly fees, and we are looking at around $30,000. Hell, yes. Victory.

No matter how you look at it, he has demonstrated every single one of us that it is possible to cheat the system and get away with it. The whole Band of Gypsies haven’t paid a single cent of their obligations, they take Tahoe vacations every 3 or 4 months, they haven’t been evicted from their home, and it looks as if they are safe.

So, if you ever thought “what would happen if I stopped paying my taxes, my mortgage, my Victoria’s Secrets underwear, and began prancing around semi-naked on the Internet?” the answer is simple. Nothing.  Uncle Sam doesn’t care. You are operating within a “gray area”, and it doesn’t really matter if you have dozens of haterz™ rallying against you.

For now.

But, was it all worth it?

But, was it all worth it?

Hopefully, you are back from throwing up. Because, the way I see it, Casey’s victory is a prime example of a Pyrrhic one. Again, allow me to post my thoughts on the subject.

1) He’s utterly unemployable. Regardless of what he believes about work, his parents are going to retire soon, and his life story will stay on the Internet for a long time – anyone who knows how to Google will stay away from him. He won’t be able to get a job. He’ll probably end up being fed and clothed by Tim or Steve.

2) He and his family have lost access to any sort of credit. By not following the terms of their bankruptcy, and because of Casey’s adventures in Real Estate, no lender is going to touch them anymore.

3) They are slowly becoming outcasts, even among their very own. This is obvious when you see that their closest relatives are slowly turning into haterz™ themsleves.

Casey may as well be delusional at this point, too. From an article I just wrote on Wikipedia, in order to prove my point:

Delusion.

…Although non-specific concepts of madness have been around for several thousand years, the psychiatrist and philosopher Karl Jaspers was the first to define the three main criteria for a belief to be considered delusional in his 1917 book General Psychopathology. These criteria are:

  • certainty (held with absolute conviction)
  • incorrigibility (not changeable by compelling counterargument or proof to the contrary)
  • impossibility or falsity of content (implausible, bizarre or patently untrue)

These criteria still continue in modern psychiatric diagnosis. The most recent Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders defines a delusion as:

A false belief based on incorrect inference about external reality that is firmly sustained despite what almost everybody else believes and despite what constitutes incontrovertible and obvious proof or evidence to the contrary. The belief is not one ordinarily accepted by other members of the person’s culture or subculture.

So, Casey & Co may have won this time. But, as Pyrrhus well said, “Another such victory, and I am undone”.

We’ll be waiting, Casey. Show us one more time how things are done.

Help me make sense out of stuff

OK, are you with me, family? Allright, letsdoit!

(Sorry. Wrong Ustream).

I need some help here, my dear fellow readers. I’m going to give you some clues, and you’ll tell me what you think about them.

Clue #1.

"Great stuff". "Enjoying it". "Life is delicous". This has to be about money.

"Great stuff". "Enjoying it". "Life is delicous". This has to be about money.

 
IMHO, Casey only gets excited about money. I could be wrong. But I seldom am. At least, that’s what I like to think.
 
Clue #2:
 
OMFG

OMFG

 Grantor, grantor… grantee?!?!?! GRANTEE?!?!?! Mr. and Ms. Serin, WTF are you thinking?!?!!?
Clue #3:

A grant deed is used in some states and jurisdictions for the sale or other transfer of real property from one person or entity to another person or entity. Each party transferring an interest in the property, or “grantor”, is required to sign it. Then the document must be acknowledged before a notary public (notarized) or other official authorized by law to administer oaths. The notary public or other official then places a seal and marks the document accordingly to show that it was properly signed and acknowledged. The reason the document must be notarized is to provide evidence that the document is genuine as transaction documents are sometimes forged. Some jurisdictions use the warranty deed to transfer real property instead of the grant deed. The quitclaim deed is also sometimes used, although this document is most often used to disclaim any interest in a property rather than selling a property that one owns.

 

All I can say is…

We just figured out Blue's clues... Because we're really smart!

We just figured out Blue's clues... Because we're really smart!

Mommy and daddy: PWN3D!!!!!

James Marks,
Still missing Alex,
June 3rd, 2010

Willpower and dedication: a sure (and tasty, I hear) recipe for success.

You know something? I dislike many things about Republicans (except for Ronnie Reagan at Dean Martin’s Celebrity Roasts – man, he was even funnier than Bonzo back then), and yet, I found the perfect quote to start this post – and it was made by Dubya himself. Try not to imagine a chimp, and it’ll even sound right.

Americans are generous and strong and decent, not because we believe in ourselves, but because we hold beliefs beyond ourselves. When this spirit of citizenship is missing, no government program can replace it. When this spirit is present, no wrong can stand against it.

President George W. Bush
Inaugural Address, January 2001
I happen to believe this is true; we cannot measure “success” by a) a random set of performance indicators which we pick according to our current state or mind, or b) by what we consider as our personal definition of it. We see “success” when we watch our community grow, when we see our families prosper, when we look into the eyes of our children and see happiness in their faces, and a bright future for them. Gah. I agree on something with GWB – kill me now, please.
Hell froze over, and stuff.

Hell froze over, and stuff.

So, what does this have to do with anything? First of all, I needed some “filler” for this post (not really). Second, I’m going to share a secret with you. All along, I wanted to see Casey succeed. Yes, I did. I’m not trolling you – I’d have loved to see him selling his last few houses, getting a really good job, keeping G, and doing something extraodinary with his life. Because that’s what success means to me. If we, as a community, succeed, we are better off as a whole. I believe this is part of the core values on which America was built. America, the Beautiful!

Thanks, I feel a shitload better now.

Thanks, I feel a shitload better now.

And this is what pisses me off about Casey. He was given a chance to become part of one of the greatest societies of this era; he got the chance of  a first-rate (some may argue on this point, but humor me, please) education, he had the best food the planet could offer, the most options for development – and yet, he chose to ignore, ridicule and offend the country that gave him and his family shelter. He laughs at America’s education. He throws away perfectly good food because he thinks pesticides will kill him. He pee’d on a dollar bill, for Christ’s sake. He could become a succesful member of our succesful society, but he prefers to waste his life on drugs, conspiracy theories, and lazyness. A shame. A complete and utter shame.

But I’m not here to write about GayBoi – I’ve devoted far too much time to his antics, and I feel a breath of fresh air is needed around here; what about a success story? And what if, said success story is happening to… Casey’s own cousin, Ulyana Peychev?

 
 
 
 

Here's how a real "entrepreneur" looks like, Casey.

Here's how a real "entrepreneur" looks like, Casey.

Picture the following scenario: this chick (who is quite hot, actually) is raising her child alone. She’s studying hard. And she’s working her butt off at food festivals and events. She was “discovered” when Casey posted about her in his Facebook – “haterz” began talking shit about her (uhm, myself included, in this blog, actually) just because she was related to him. One by one, she convinced us about how… different she is. Bright, funny and a hard worker, she even got a former hater to sell her the vinyl lettering for her own truck at cost. Is that cool, or what?

Ulyana, if you read this – and I hope you do – you are a valuable member to our society, and America needs more people like you. You are creating valuable jobs; providing a great service, and have built a community that supports you. I’m sure you’ll have a bright future – damn, you are building it one day at a time. For you and your son. Congratulations on your success. People like you really deserve it.

If you want to hire Ulyana’s services, head over  to http://www.myspace.com/eurocuisine . You’ll surely be glad you did.

James Marks
Picking my nose on top of my old pickup truck.
June 1st, 2010.