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Casey: über gay, but damn, he knows how to pick a pair of hooters.

 
The New Mark of Excellence
The New Mark of Excellence

Was it GM the one who called itself “The Mark of Excellence”?

If so, step aside, General. This is the biggest Mark of them all.

Today, we’ll talk about three boobs (two of them I actually like): Mike Masterson and Lisa Scifo. Who are they?

Back in September 1st, 2009, Casey made a “12 things to do” list. There was lots of fun to be had (since it was his “Big Birthday Bash” post). He was even threatened by SMA Solar Technology AG regarding the trademark “Sunny Island 2012”. But this wasn’t the best of what happened during that month.

Always a great time with Mike and Lisa’s… loved that seared chicken… delish! Guest pass to high-resolution photos for download: http://flickr.com/gp/sercasey/N7oKn9

And thus, Casey made it known he was now in touch with two of the strangest scammers of this whole saga (and when you consider people like Anthony Phillips, the “Black Cobra” was in it, you know this is going to be good).

Meet Mike Masterson and Lisa Scifo, from the “Executive Consultant Group, LLC.” (website now dead).

Executive Consultant Group, LLC.

Our company was formed to address this country’s financial crisis and provide an innovative solution to fulfill our clients ever changing needs. Our concept is simple;

We work with you, one on one, to achieve maximum funding and in turn offer you high yield low risk investment opportunities.

Did you know that there are low risk investments available that yield as much as 20% per month?

Did you know that you can obtain large amounts of unsecured funding at low rates?

Putting these two winning solutions together can create an incredible passive income opportunity.

Let us create a custom proven plan that allows you to earn a passive income of at LEAST $5,000-$10,000 per month (keep in mind…..this is a minimum).

Does this scream SCAM to you? Read on.

Casey attended a 3 person bikini party, where the only one in a bikini was (mercifully) the incredibly big breasted and hot Lisa Scifo.

Lisa Scifo's puppies

Lisa Scifo, doing her job.

Lisa Scifo, doing her job.

Because Facebook was made so you could show off your stuff.

Because Facebook was made so you could show off your stuff.

Anyway, on to the story. Lisa Scifo rubbed her tits against Casey, her SO just stood by and watched, and Casey was almost taken for a ride. Recall that he had just cashed out $10K of GSPG stock at the time. Apparently they promised him huge ROI – in the order of $5 – $10 grand A MONTH.

Lisa Scifo, by the way, used to work for Heaven Investment Holding Corp, which filed Chapter 11. She was married to a guy called “Matt”, but in all the pics she appears with a “Mike Masterson”. How California of her.

"Look at me! I'm stoned and gay!"

"Look at me! I'm stoned and gay!"

This is Lisa’s public Facebook profile, since removed.

If you ask any of my friends/family members about me- you could wrap it up in one word…….CRAZY! Not in a bad way- I am very fun. I like to be around people and people like to be around me (what can I say!). I am a fun loving beautiful person that always looks at the glass as half full. I Love all the people in my life that are my friends and family. I have the BEST job in the WORLD!!! I am a nanny for two wonderful little girls. I’m pretty laid back. Hang out with friends and stuff. I am into wine tasting and LOVE drinking wine with dinner. I also love going to nice restaurants. I am a dork, but oh well. I have the best friends in the world by my side when I need them- you know who you are. I love my family and friends and I would do anything for them. I also am thankful for my brother. I love you Dale even though I don’t admit it all that much. You are one of my best friends and you have been there with me through everything. I am an honest genuine person and I tell it like it is. If I like you, you know, and if I don’t like you….well, haha, you know. I don’t put up with crap. Um….that’s pretty much it. Thank you for reading about me.

Part of what Mike Masterson wanted to do with Casey’s money is the following:

One way to raise capital is by obtaining unsecured business lines of credit in your business name. Unsecured means that any financing you receive will not be tied to any of your personal assets. If you have a small business with a tax payer ID # that has been established for 2, preferably 3 years that has a positive payment history and a business checking account, you are in position to prequalify your business for up to $100k, stated income.
Aged Corps – We can provide a shelf corp with a full Dun&Bradstreet, Experian Business, and Equifax Business buildout. Verifiable financials can be provided to fund Full Doc loans.

Lisa Scifo's best assets

Lisa Scifo's best assets

So, what happened? Casey stopped talking about Lisa and Mike around October, 2009. He went with them to some wine tasting thing and to a BBQ at their home.

Lisa became pretty angry at Casey for posting her bikini pics all over Facebook and Flickr. Mike was angry because he let Casey see his playtoy’s boobs, yet he never saw a dime from the $10K Casey was supposed to invest with them. It was pretty fast – Casey only mentioned them twice or three times, but it was enough.

But he left a legacy of quite interesting pics and videos for all of us to enjoy.