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Casey, are you really a Christian?

Good morning to all of you. It’s a beautiful day at the Sacramento Empire. The grass is greener than usual, the sky is blue, and the air is crisp – a great day to thank God for our lives. 

That is, unless you are Casey Serin. I bet he’d say something like “well, the sky is blue but I’m not sure because I am, too, the grass may be green but I wouldn’t know for sure because I’ve smoked all of it,  and the air is polluted by chemicals and there’s fluoride in the water, so NO DEAL, GOD!” 

Sometimes, I feel like I'm the guy with the moustache, and Casey is the one with the pallic thing on his lips. Or maybe it's the other way around. I'm not really sure anymore.

Sometimes, I feel like I'm the guy with the moustache, and Casey is the one with the pallic thing on his lips.Or maybe it's the other way around. I'm not really sure anymore.

This is quite a strong statement, I know – Casey has stated, countless times, he loves God and he attends Church. I’m not the one to judge others (oops, to late for that. Sorry!), so I’ll just try to state why Casey’s actions are an act of betrayal towards His God. 

(And before you hit that Comment button, please bear in mind – although my background leans heavily towards a religious education, I do not have any issues with Atheists, Buddhists, Sun Worshippers, Teen Worshippers, etc. I’m an equal-opportunity hater.) 

Money, so they say, is the root of all evil today (and, please, Shut The Fuck Up, Tavington).

For those who may need some light background reading, allow me to suggest the following Duane Le Gay (full of hate) post regarding Casey’s behavior towards G. 

When she asked him about his business, he never quite gave her a clear explanation, he just said he’s working toward an approximate income of $5k per month…He kept on talking about going to Fiji on private jet, traveling, taking care of things….

(talking about how Casey wanted to leave his job, so that G would support him) I worked there for a couple months until I was offered a position paying $4 more per hour, so I obviously took it and started the new job at the end of November 2005. I was making $15 per hour at the new job I did not feel comfortable with that…it was a new job, who knows how stable it would be… 

During that summer, he started talking about leaving… He was telling me that he’s “disappointed in marriage, its not what he’d imagined… It’s too much work…he said he wants to go on a break… I was just hurt. he said he was disappointed in me, I was not ambitious as he was, not as adventurous as he was, not knowledgeable about finances and business enough, not as hard a worker and he was, he said he felt that he didn’t get a fair deal…that he was bringing more to the table than I was, he was bringing his money-making skills and knowledge, but that I was not bringing much…I was more of a drag”.

G, Casey’s ex-wife

He never liked Galina as a female. She always looked at her as a way of a) fitting in with society, since society expects succesful people to have a spouse; b) having access to extra lines of credit, and c) getting an unpaid worker who’d attend the children (if there were to be any), clean the house and do clerical work.

Hips don't lie, baby.

Hips don't lie, baby.

Her account is extremely important to understanding Casey, though, since it’s obvious we are never, ever going to get “the straight dope” (heh) from a family member. Ulyana is far too decent to do so, and the Serins are too slimy to do anything about i.

Now we can understand why Casey doesn’t consider himself a Christian anymore. I bet someone at Church told him that

Do not wear yourself out to get rich; have the wisdom to show restraint. Cast but a glance at riches, and they are gone, for they will surely sprout wings and fly off to the sky like an eagle.

Proverbs 23:4-5.

One of course, may argue that this is what happened to Casey.

Give me neither poverty nor riches, but give me only my daily bread. Otherwise, I may have too much and disown you and say, “Who is the Lord?” Or I may become poor and steal, and so dishonor the name of my God.

Proverbs 30:8-9

I’m willing to believe the latter paragraph sums up what happened to Casey. Time and time again he has shown no respect for people around him; if there’s a shiny involved, the boi loses his moral compass faster than I lost my breath when I saw G’s hips on the above picture. I’m not saying ambition is a bad thing in itself; the problem is, greed is what moves Serin. He was willing to lose his wife because of it. He has lost most of his friends, too.

Check out what Uly has to say about things.

Casey on Christianity
Casey on Christianity

I cannot agree more with your last post, Ulyana.

Casey hates authority for some unknown reason, too. Want proof?

  • My marriage is holding me back? I’ll treat G like shit and flee to Australia,  until she divorces me – THEN I can blame her for this mess.
  • Wells Fargo took money out of my account because I hadn’t made any payments? I’ll accuse them of stealing my money and take out the rest of it.
  • I’m stressed out because I haven’t paid a cent out of my debt and my wife left me? It must be the toxins on the food we eat, I’m going to do a MASTER CLEANSE!
  • My family is about to be thrown out of the house? Let’s declare bankruptcy and not pay a cent back!
  • I don’t want to work? The UCC and Sovereignity movement tell me my Strawman is already rich!
  • I’m about to be homeless? I’ll read “A Curse in Miracles” and Good Stuff will be coming my way™!
  • I need tons of money? I’ll send thousands of dollars to FreedomClubUSA – they promised I’d get 56x as much money as I owed!

Get the picture? Even better, can you think of a single thing Casey could have done in order to solve all his problems?

RESPECT AUTHORITY!

Get a freaking job, pay your taxes, pay what was stipulated on the bankruptcy agreement. Obey God’s law. RESPECT AUTHORITY and your problems will go away!

Casey, you’ve forgotten about God. You left Him at your parents’ garage sale. Or maybe He stayed behind inside your old apartment. Why?

Romans 13

1Everyone must submit himself to the governing authorities, for there is no authority except that which God has established. The authorities that exist have been established by God. 2Consequently, he who rebels against the authority is rebelling against what God has instituted, and those who do so will bring judgment on themselves. 3For rulers hold no terror for those who do right, but for those who do wrong. Do you want to be free from fear of the one in authority? Then do what is right and he will commend you. 4For he is God’s servant to do you good. But if you do wrong, be afraid, for he does not bear the sword for nothing. He is God’s servant, an agent of wrath to bring punishment on the wrongdoer. 5Therefore, it is necessary to submit to the authorities, not only because of possible punishment but also because of conscience. 6This is also why you pay taxes, for the authorities are God’s servants, who give their full time to governing. 7Give everyone what you owe him: If you owe taxes, pay taxes; if revenue, then revenue; if respect, then respect; if honor, then honor.

 

 This post is too long already. Thx for reading it.

Words of wisdom from a cybersquatter

Casey has gone into semi-deep silent mode. I suppose he’s preparing his stuff for his “couchsurfing / WWOF” adventures – you know, packing his clothes, first aid kit, maps, making sure he has enough money, etc (Who am I kidding? He’s probably napping).

I wonder whether he’s aware Ulyana is now a core part of his Haterz team. This is awesome – it’s the second time a member of his family semi-joins the ranks of people critical to him. Ulyana is a great chick – funny, hardworking and entrepreneurial. Kudos to her.

Anyway, today’s small post will deal with the past. Do you remember TrueCasey?

Watch out for Aelfscine's comments on this one.

Watch out for Aelfscine's comments on this one.

Click on “About”. Apparently, a cybersquatter took control of Casey’s domain. Check out what he wrote.

Heh

Heh

Even cybersquatters can give Casey a lesson in honesty. Damn.

No, daddy! I swear – I’m not gay!!!! (or “Denial is not a river in Sacramento”)

Things seem to be getting back to normal at the Sacramento Empire, so it seems I’ll be able to devote quite a bit more time to you, my fellow readers. This is a good thing™.
Today’s second post is going to deal with homosexuality (as if I hadn’t talked about it enough), so if you are still in the closet, STAY in the closet, get some lube, toilet tissue, and enjoy!
First of all, a question. Is Casey gay? I suppose Casey married G because
He wanted to believe.

He wanted to believe.

And that’s a big part of Casey’s problems. He’ll believe in anything, as long as it’s completely impossible, utterly fantastic, or simply an excercise in futile stupidity. 

So now that you know a little bit of this story’s background, Casey’s mommy, daddy, and friends: I’m going to tell you a secret Casey doesn’t want you to know (oh, the irony). 

WTF is wrong with this picture?

WTF is wrong with this picture?

This pic was sent to you by an anonymous haterz™. It depicts Casey with several messages on his body, a paw drawn around his left nipple, and an arrow pointing straight towards his 

A cock!

A cock!

 Please take notice of Casey’s hair in those pictures.

These are the replies that were received: 

Even a broken clock...

Even a broken clock...

...is right twice a day.

...is right twice a day.

Casey tried to do some damage control by posting something about a “fitness counselor”.  Don’t let him fool you.

No mom! No dad! I swear I didn't invent Christopher Beaver! I don't even know what a Beaver is!

No mom! No dad! I swear I didn't invent Christopher Beaver! I don't even know what a Beaver is!

 And he provided proof… the funniest, strangest, gheyest proof he could think about. But don’t let him fool you. Check out his hair – the first pic didn’t come from this set. It was taken at a different time.

So, no. Casey doesn’t have a “personal trainer” from Memphis.  Casey Serin needs help – there’s nothing wrong with being gay, mind you. It’s the fact that he’s willing to abandon any shred of dignity he has left in pursuit of the shiny. 

Oh, and by the way. I’d like to warn all Sacramento residents. Casey is looking to “couchsurf” – he wants to infect your sofa with fleas, grease and farts. Let’s see what Casey thinks is a proper way to treat a host: 

...and best of all, it's FREE!

...and best of all, it's FREE!

Now, I need to explain why you need to be worried in case you live in Sacramento and have a spare couch. Apparently, Casey is leaving home (again) on June 1st. He has no money, no job, no clothes, no means of transportation, and no remorse.

This is what Casey thinks "CouchSurfing" is all about.

This is what Casey thinks "CouchSurfing" is all about.

This is the interesting thing. Casey has nothing to offer – not a home, an apartment, or even a couch. Yet he thinks he can live “for free”, jumping from couch to couch – basically living off the kindness of strangers. 

Hey Casey. Did you ever stop to think that the people you’ll be mooching off have actually worked their butts for years in order to acquire the home you’ll be staying at, and the couch you’ll be sleeping in? Why do you think you are entitled to live off the hard work of others without giving something in return? You ain’t so special, Snowflake. Nobody is. 

I hope people who “might” want to offer you their couch will read this first.

Separated at birth. Maybe.

Casey Serin, anorexic gay dooshfaggit

Casey Serin, anorexic gay dooshfaggit

Beaky Buzzard

Beaky Buzzard

Want proof?

Here, for example, we can see Casey Serin about to be scammed.

MY MOMMA DID TELL ME TO BRING SOMETHING FOR DINNER...

MY MOMMA DID TELL ME TO BRING SOMETHING FOR DINNER...

I rest my case.

Also Sprach Die Tard.

I’ve been doing some soul searching lately and came out empty. So I’ll just start ranting a bit more about Casey. I don’t think this will help with my soul thingie, but at least it feels good.

It seems Casey’s cousin (hint: if you don’t know who she is, she’s the latest “victim” under the Casey Bus) got a bit angry about all the unintended publicity she got from a couple of posts where Casey took pics of her and posted on Facebook. Let´s face it, she’s hot.

What's wrong with this picture?

What's wrong with this picture?

Ahem.

Poor chick. Her little babby just had a $2,000 operation. His teeth were rotten. Apparently, the miracle of a toothbrush and toothpaste are still in the works for them. Oh, well. He was 2 years old, his teeth lasted for, what? A whole year?

((Casey’s cousin)) yah girl…plus, Johnny’s operation came up…which was 2k also:( and was veryyy scary…he could of died. I don’t think I should be out at all before things like that. We spent time together that evening before sleep time…sorry girl…it was tooo much…i hope u had fun.
Yesterday at 6:46pm

Can't wash your  teef, babby! Momma's got buisness to do!

Can't wash your teef, babby! Momma's got buisness to do!

As you can imagine, CampIdiot had a blast with both her pics and this information. 

Casey”s Cousin: Kostya, the more I read the more scarier (sic!) it gets. Why are these people putting me into all your conversations in those weird blogs? And WHAT!!! Some actually came out to yarmorka? The good thing is that my food was said to be good 🙂 eiii 🙂 other than that….u have some nasty haters ….:(
27 minutes ago

So Casey came out of semi-hiding and sent us a nice, warm, loving message. And here it is.

To anyone who has been affected,

Because of my past real estate adventures and all the media publicity I have received over the years I have a following of both “supporters” and “haters” online. (And “lurkers”, who claim they’re neutral and just in it for the entertainment.)

If the critics/haters find somebody associated with me who is as open online as I am, and is interesting or controversial in any way, you will make it in the “tabloids” — a word I use to refer to their wikis, blogs and forums, where they get together and “talk shit”.

Generally, the more attention you give them, the more it will bother you, and the more you will empower them! They operate out of fear (instead of love) and can only affect you if you succumb to fear yourself.

Responding in any way is feeding them.

They love attention themselves and compete with each other for getting the latest, juiciest info on whoever the target is. And if they can “troll you” into engaging in their stupid games, they win. (or so they think)

Over the years, I’ve learned to largely ignore them and focus on my beautiful life experience on earth and all the love that’s around me! Life is too short to worry about haters!

If you have been affected in any way, I am very sorry.

Please forgive me. Thank you.

I’ve also learned to have a little sense of humor about it all. I mean, if you’re being criticized, you’re noteworthy enough to talk about. Some of the criticism, if taken with a large grain of salt, could actually be helpful for improving your game and at the very least, developing a thick skin — so nothing will bother you in the future.

And as pathetic and cowardly as they are in their anonymous attacks, I actually feel sorry for them.

A person who attacks another is an unhappy and miserable individual. Happy healthy loving people don’t attack or judge others. They recognize the light of God in themselves and everyone they see.

Anyone who attacks another is hurting themselves. What you do others you’re doing to yourself! (Because there are no others!) What goes around comes around. “Love your neighbor as yourself” and “if you judge you too will be judged” as the good book sayz.

I can say a lot more, but that’s enough to get it off my chest. This note could be applied to any situation where you’re criticized or judged. I hope this encourages you.

I love you.

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PS I love you ~ accepted

PS I love you ~ accepted

 

I wasn’t expecting any sort of truth from Casey. Because if there was, his “open letter” would have been a bit different.

To anyone who has been affected everyone who has suffered from collateral damage because of my stupid actions (ie, “everyone who has ever met me”):

Because of my past real estate adventures and all the media publicity criminal activities, huge ego, and propensity to post every single detail of my life online,  I have received over the years I have a following of both “supporters” and “haters” people who see me for the sociopath I am online. (And “lurkers”, who claim they’re neutral and just in it for the entertainment.)

If they critics/haters  find somebody associated with me who is as open online as I am a stupid idiot who doesn’t know how to use Facebook’s privacy settings, and is interesting or controversial in any way poses as a slut / whore, you will make it in the “tabloids” — a word I use to refer to their wikis, blogs and forums, where they get together and “talk shit”. make fun of me and my miserable life.

Generally, the more attention you give them, the more it will bother you, and the more you will empower them! They operate out of fear (instead of love) and can only affect you if you succumb to fear yourself. So just do yourself a fucking favor and stop whoring yourself out on social networks. Better yet, stop associating with ME!

Responding in any way is feeding them.

They love attention themselves and compete with each other for getting the latest, juiciest info on whoever the target is me and everyone else who is stupid enough to have anything to do with me. And if they can “troll you” into engaging in their stupid games, they win. (or so they think)

Over the years, I’ve learned to largely ignore them and focus on my beautiful life experience on earth and all the love that’s around me! Life is too short to worry about haters! I’ve become an emaciated, old looking, frail gay man. And I love it!

If you have been affected in any way, I am very sorry.

Please forgive me. Thank you. I’ll let you deal with your collateral damage. Thank you.

I’ve also learned to have a little sense of humor about it all. I mean, if you’re being criticized, you’re noteworthy enough to talk about have some fucking common sense.  Some of the criticism, if taken with a large grain of salt, could actually be helpful for improving your game and at the very least, developing a thick skin — so nothing will bother you in the future. so that you stop associating with common criminals and sociopaths.

And as pathetic and cowardly as they are in their anonymous attacks, I actually feel sorry for them. actually wish I were them. They have money, you know.

A person who attacks another is an unhappy and miserable individual. Happy healthy loving people don’t attack or judge others. They recognize the light of God in themselves and everyone they see.  me is having a shitload more fun than me and my family, anyway.

Anyone who attacks another is hurting themselves. What you do others you’re doing to yourself! (Because there are no others!) What goes around comes around. “Love your neighbor as yourself” and “if you judge you too will be judged” as the good book sayz. This only applies to other people, of course. It doesn’t have anything to do with the way I treat my parents, G, and most of the people who surround me.

I can say a lot more, but that’s enough to get it off my chest. This note could be applied to any situation where you’re criticized or judged. I hope this encourages you.

I love you.

 \

ROAR!

ROAR!

Another “babby” post.

As some of you may know, Casey Serin adopted an african kid. He now feels burdened with “the great responsability” of taking care of him. He also bought the “Extra Special AIDS package kit” or something like that, for $7 a month. He feels this was a great step in his life.

Now, let’s just imagine the following scenario: Casey has to take care of a kid. Think about it for a while.

Nah, don’t. Our good friends at CampIdiot just made the definitive post on the subject. I reproduce it here, sans any sort of permission whatsoever. A word of warning – it’s extremely cruel, but in a way, it’s exactly what would happen to a kid that was under Casey’s care.

Great news! I, Casey Serin, have adopted an African babby through my church. It is truly a miracle! I cannot wait to begin effecting a positive change in this child’s life.
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caseykid1.jpg

Well, I overslept today, and wasn’t able to make it to the post office to send a check. Well, there’s always tomorrow. Good things are coming!
        \

caseykid2.jpg

Worked on my Fazeboog sidebars all week. I’m still not satisfied with them. Also I’m still considering doing some travelling, if I can just find somebody to pay for it. So many opportunities! Hmmm, seems like there was something else I was supposed to do today. Oh well, NAPTIME!
        \

caseykid3.jpg

I had to blow all of my available cash on registering groupawn.com so couldn’t send any money to the babby. However, I did send him an old toy from my sister’s room. I’m sure he’s having a great time with it even as we speak!
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caseykid6.jpg

My thoughts don’t mean anything. WHOA! My attack thoughts are attacking my invulnerability. FAR OUT! This pot-casting is hard work! Oh man, I got the munchies. I’m borrowing mom’s car and credit card and going to In-n-Out.
        \

      BURP
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caseykid5.jpg

Well, I guess Jesus called that babby to Heaven. It’s a miracle. It was great that I was able to be a part of his short life. Who wants to go to Macaroni Grill?
        \

 

Thanks to CampIdiot’s anonymous poster.

Baby’s first air plain ride!

It’s nice to finally have a week-end off – especially since Casey’s story is getting stranger and stranger by the minute.

I’ll probably save the Miracle Pot-Casts later today, because we all know he’s going to delete everything sooner rather than later. Not that I’m looking forward to listening to them at all, mind you.

I’ll try to keep this post rather short and bitter. Since the Serin Crime Family seems hell-bent on making their activities known to everyone with Internet access, today’s post will deal with the harsh reality of how an American family who just declared bankruptcy lives its day to day life.

No, wait. That’d be depressing, sad and dark. Let’s just talk about how a family without the slightest sense of remorse, ethics, morality or decency (aka The Serin Crime Family) enjoys a well deserved vacation at the expense of the American taxpayer.

In case you need a bit of a background – The Serins are bankrupt, foreclosed, and they haven’t paid a single cent out of their bankruptcy agreement. This would be enough to make any family reconsider their way of life, don’t you think? This doesn’t seem to be an issue with the Crime Family, though.

Pretty appropiate stuff, I think.

Pretty appropiate stuff, I think.

Or perhaps, they’ve watched Animal House far too many times.

They took the (house)! The whole fucking (house)!

Christ.

This is ridiculous!

What are we going to do?

ROAD TRIP!!!!

OH HAI THX FOR PAYING FOR OUR TRIP!

OH HAI THX FOR PAYING FOR OUR TRIP!

 

One of Casey’s siblings decided to make public an album where the whole Crime Family is taking a trip. Because that’s exactly what you do when you are broke, haven’t paid a single dime of your debts, and are about to be thrown out of your house. This is the only picture where Casey is seen,  though.

For what it’s worth, they went to “Dasha’s” wedding. That must be far more important than trying to keep your home, I suppose. Must be an retarded Uzbeki thing.

Is Joy pregnant?

Is Joy pregnant?

Is a new Serin on its way? Joy looks fabulous and radiant, and her belly… well… I wonder if she’s pregnant.

Together, again.

Together, again.

I wonder...

I wonder...

Hmm. Makes me think about…

Paging Steve

Paging Steve

Ahem.

Nevertheless, I’m sure you’ll agree with me – it’s nice to know the Serins are still livin’ la vida loca.

Do they ever get off the freakin' trampoline?

Do they ever get off the freakin' trampoline?

Or perhaps their issue is weed.

Then again, maybe not.

Then again, maybe not.