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Go ahead, put us down! One of these days, we’ll turn it around! It won’t be long, mark our words! (or “The time has come for Revenge of the Nerds!”)

Hello, dear readers! It’s been a long time.

I was having my period. Honest.

I was having my period. Honest.

It was about time, too. Not so much that we know of has been going on on Snowflake’s life, but as I said before: justice failed. He’s roaming free, like a fucking gay butterfly during mating season, laughing his ass off, while fucking a chick that looks suspiciously like a gay dude, or a retarded trout a gorgeous blonde vixen. So, if I’m paying my fucking taxes, I say I’m entitled to at least a tiny bit of entertainment from those criminals (yeah, my soul feels much better now. Thanks).

OK, where were we? Oh yeah. Do you remember Ogre, from Revenge of the Nerds? That guy kicked serious ass (that is until movie #2, when he was pussy-fied to the point I wasn’t sure I was watching La Cage Aux Folles or ROTN2). Well, he could have written the following paragraph.

Average people never prepare themselves to handle failure. We are all taught in school to conform.  In the classroom there is only one “right” solution to a given problem.  All you have to do is memorize the answers or cheat without getting caught and you will get an “A” on a test.  We are seldom graded on our ability to come up with the answer.  Real life is different.  Being good at the process of coming up with the answer is more important than the answer itself.  Problems change every day.  We can never know enough in every situation, no matter how “book smart” we are.  So we have to be masters at failing forward to reach a solution.

Failing Forward, Serin Crime Family Style. Example #1. There’ll be a test.

Failing Forward #1: loose™ your parents home to your stupid schemes.

Failing Forward #1: loose™ your parents home to your stupid schemes.

Or this one.

 The cost/value is much better than anything else out there and it’s not just one strategy or topic but rather a complete REI education from start to finish.  I have spent something like $30,000 on real estate seminars before this college and have already seen a lot of stuff out there.  Some stuff was good but a lot of it was “fluffy”.  So I had high expections coming in.

http://iamfacingforeclosure.com/oldsite/119/real-estate-investing-college.html

Failing Forward, Example #2: Spending $30,000 in RE "Education" vs. going to real College? It's a no-brainer!!!
Failing Forward, Example #2: Spending $30,000 in RE “Education” vs. going to real College? It’s a no-brainer!!!

I could go on, but honestly – what’s the point. He’ll never learn, and he always thought he was so much better than all of us W-2, college educated losers.

So, anyway, the big news is (as always, thanks to CI’s Neigborhood Dot):

THE SERIN CRIME FAMILY HAS ABANDONED 4932 DEWEY DRIVE!

CAMPIDIOT & CI CELEBRATE TOGETHER, IN PEACE & HARMONY!

CAMPIDIOT & CI CELEBRATE TOGETHER, IN PEACE & HARMONY!

I think I see Animeboi & Imperial Executive somewhere in that pic. Bonus points if you guess which is which, and who is who.

But hey. The Crime Family is now gone, so, what happened to our dear high school grad? You know, the underage one one with the thunderthighs? Oh yeah. She’s 18 now, so I bet Casey is already planning on how to get some sweet passive income out of her. If you know what I mean. Pervs rejoice, and stuff.

Our little Kristina hass just graduated, and she’s, as a leading publication calls them, “Barely Legal”. Yeah, I know what you want, but it’s just too hard to fellate someone through a computer monitor, so I’m giving you the second best thing. Courtesy of Casey’s Secret FB mole: Kristina Serin’s graduation pics!

First: Ma, Paw and the Ricky Retardo gang:

I wonder if that's the public park they live in now.

I wonder if that's the public park they live in now.

A couple of comments I shamely stole from Campidiot:

  • Check out Steve. Doesn’t he seem he’d love to be somewhere else? He isn’t physically close to anyone. Also, his tie is at least 3 fingers too short, making him look even dumber than usual.
  • Marge the Babby Factory and David look pretty much OK. Marge, actually, looks prettier than I’ve seen her before. I’m not that much of an asshole, so I wish them well.
  • Does Kristina look happy to you? I dunno. She usually has this big ass (ahem) smile. She looks as if she’s trying hard, but no dice. Also, does anyone notice how much she looks like her father and Casey? Yikes.
  • Mommy Anna Serin and dad Aleksey Serin look actually relaxed and happy. Actually, Dad looks as if he married a homosexual lesbian (it can happen, I suppose). That wig makes Anna look like Casey Serin’s butch brother. That is, if she didn’t look like a 70 year old grannie.
  • And then there’s Casey and Olya. Check it out. Casey looks like shit, as always – seems he can’t be bothered to dress aproppiately.  His jacket doesn’t match his pants, no tie, faggy looking shirt….But the real interesting thing is – there’s no physical contact between them. Check it out. Hmm. By the way, I wasn’t aware Casey had married a bass fish. Gives new meaning to the term “trolling”, I suppose.

Kristina and Daddy:

Amazing! My child was able to graduate - even while being homeless! - Aleksey Serin

Amazing! My child was able to graduate - even while being homeless! - Aleksey Serin

  • Notice how much those two look alike. Even considering the nice boobs (and no, I’m not talking about her and her father!), could you kiss Kristina and not imagine Aleksey? Instant boner-crusher!
  • Extra points because daddy Aleksey actually knows how to dress for a graduation ceremony and wiped the drool off his face. Good for you Aleksey!
  • Extra points for Kristina for having completed High School. Come on X-Tina, show us what you got (ahem) and do finish College!

Anna Serin, the potty-mouthed Matriarch:

I'M THE LOVELY FACE OF APOCALYPSE!

I'M THE LOVELY FACE OF APOCALYPSE!

  • Not much to say about this one. Try not to stare,  or else your dick will fall off and run away, while your balls retract deep inside you and end up as ovaries.

X-Tina and Babby Factory Marge:

Kristina™: Because I don't know any other pose.

Kristina™: Because I don't know any other pose.

  • Let’s be honest here: I’d do Marge. She’s prettier than X-Tina.
  • Let’s be realistic here: she’s the one who begs for people to help her do stuff without pay and sells old sticks for $40.
  • Sometimes I wonder if Kristina has a mannequin built using that same pose and uses it for every pic.

Because CI is the only place on earth where X-Tina is called that way:

What's up with that sign?

What's up with that sign?

  • Good to know Daddy Aleksey has mastered the art of actually looking homeless.
  • Seriously, though, he looks a lot thinner than I remember.
  • X-Tina has a better looking smile here.
  • But she still looks like Roseanne Barr. She hit the Slavik Wall. Hard.
  • Once again, Anna Serin looks like Aleksey’s butch husband. I wonder if Rosie O’Donell gave Anna her wig after recording The Flintstones, back in the 90’s.
  • No, CI. I bet you are not the only guys who call Kristina “X-Tina”.

Usually, homeless people use big-ass signs for other purposes:

LET THE GUYS BEHIND US DEAL WITH THEIR OWN COLLATERAL DAMAGE, TOVARISCH!

LET THE GUYS BEHIND US DEAL WITH THEIR OWN COLLATERAL DAMAGE, TOVARISCH!

  • Attention whore alert: do you see anyone else with a big ass sign? I rest my case.
  • Whose hands are those? And, do they know a heart is actually a chick’s big ass while bending forward? Or, is that a code sign for “X-Tina, time to get to work!”?
  • Why do those people behave as if the rest of humanity didn’t exist? For fuck’s sake, have some decency and let people behind you watch whateve it is that is going on, morons. No wonder Casey can’t give two shits about society.

And this, I shall call… The Crotch Pic.

or "The Mystery of Kulaga's Stiffy"

or "The Mystery of Kulaga's Stiffy"

  • Once again, Marge looks sorta stunning on that pic. She’s the cute one, not Kristina.
  • And yeah, once again, Steve looks completely out of place and uncomfortable.
  • Perhaps he’d like to help David Kulaga with his all too obvious erection!
  • Are you still undecided about whether Daddy Aleksey Serin is mildly retarded? Look at his jacket. Now look at his arm. Now, try to look for his hand. Convinced? Once again, I rest my case.
  • Speaking about that, every trouser is far too long. I guess shopping at Goodwill has its drawbacks. I bet they miss their Kohl’s credict card.
  • I have to give props to mom, dad, Kris, Marge, Daddy and yeah, even David. Look at them – seriously. They are a very tight Crime Family unit – you can see and feel the love, just like between the Corleones.
  • Take a second look at their body language. Steve is trying to fit in, while David – Marge – Kristina and Daddy form a very tight unit. Anna is trying to slightly break out of it, BUT she’s leaning on her husband, which seems to mean she understands her daughter will leave home soon,
This was supposed to be a "big butt", but it's more of a WTF thing.

This was supposed to be a "big butt", but it's more of a WTF thing.

  • Look at dad’s, mom’s Marge’s and David’s position related to Casey and his lesbian bulldyke. They have their backs to them. Only Steve seems to be leaning towards him, and that could be because he’s so far away. Bad sign.
  • Now, take a look at the Trout and Casey Serin.
No, really.

No, really.

  • Compare them to Marge & Dave or Anna & Aleksey. They don’t even look like a pair of acquantainces – complete strangers usually have more physical contact than them. No part of their body is touching that we can see. Casey is using his “bodybuilder” chest expanison technique, far more worried about his looks than whatever his fiancee / husband / wife is doing. And Olya? She just looks completely out of place there, maybe more so than Steve.

Now, there’s just one more thing I don’t get. There was the lavish party, nice dress for Kristina, and Casey’s trip to Las Vegas during the Apocalyptic Week-end of May 21st. And, quite obviously, Anna and Aleksey aren’t living off the streets. So, where on earth is the money coming from?!? Think about it – we don’t know where the Crime Family is living, but one thing is for sure – if they are renting, then they have to pay each month or else. They also have no more credit cards, so they are living day-to-day. Where did the Jamaica and Las Vegas money come from? And then – if they have so much money that they can send Casey world-hopping, why can’t dad afford a suit that doesn’t make him look like a retard?

The only possible answer is: Olya’s got the money. We’ll find out sooner or later.

I hope you aren’t able to argue with me on this one – I was fair to the Serins this time around (yeah, right!). I guess we’ll soon know what’s up with Casey and his new Bass / Trout girlfriend / transexual SO, or whatever. Just wait – I bet Summer will bring plenty of surpises for all of us. How do I know? Easy. Why on earth did the Crime Family upload all those pics to FB? A: Because they are a bunch of attention whores, and will be for the foreseeable future.

Oh, and about Kristina? I’m still undecided, now that she’s 100% legal. Sure, she’s chubby hot, but you know, I like a different kind of oriental chick.

Hurry up James, Tila may be back any minute now!

Hurry up James, Tila may be back any minute now!

James Marks
All things considered, aren’t you just GLAD you were a nerd at school?

June 17th, 2011

Golden Slumbers / Carry that weight / The End.

Once there was a way,
to get back homeward,

Once there was a way,
to get back home


Sleep pretty darling do not cry,
and I will sing a lullaby

Golden slumbers fill your eyes,

smiles awake you when you rise
Sleep pretty darling do not cry,
and I will sing a lullaby

Once there was a way,
to get back homeward,
Once there was a way,
to get back home


Sleep pretty darling do not cry,
and I will sing a lullaby

Boy you’re gonna carry that weight,
carry that weight for a long time


Boy you’re gonna carry that weight,
carry that weight for a long time

I never give you my pillow,

I only send you my invitations
And in the middle of the celebrations,
I break down

Boy you’re gonna carry that weight,
carry that weight for a long time
Boy you’re gonna carry that weight,
carry that weight for a long time

Oh yeah, all right,
are you gonna be in my dreams tonight?

Love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you
Love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you
Love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you
Love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you
Love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you

And in the end,

the love you take,

is equal to the love you make.

James Marks
Her Majesty is a pretty nice girl,
May 8th, 2011 

The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree (or “No more Rita Pie for you, Aleksey!”)

EXTRA-Special Update: Steve “FunnyMan” Serin has just made private his salvageisbetter.com blog! I wonder how much incriminating evidence was there, besides “(his) personal car”, the  Jaguar.

Proverbs 10:9 The man of integrity walks securely, but he who takes crooked paths will be found out.

Proverbs 10:9 The man of integrity walks securely, but he who takes crooked paths will be found out.

Hello, dear Sacramento Empire Chronicles readers!

YES, I know lots of stuff happened this last weekend, and NO, I did not update this blog. I have a very good reason for that.

I'm one lazy douche.

I'm one lazy douche.

Now, seriously. I was expecting things to start making sense sooner or later, but then again, this is the Serin Crime Family we are talking about. Nothing – and I do mean it – is never what it seems to be; why, I have no idea. When I look at my life I wonder how the fuck I could ever get to be such a bore – you know, have breakfast, go to work, eat, work some more, go home, relax, sleep, etc. I can’t imagine waking up, cuking myself, going to sleep, snorting coke, smoking MJ, going to sleep, browsing the ‘net, getting the munchies, eat, eat, eat, master cleanse my ass, A4V my house, dream about my latest online venture, sleep, cuke myself, jerk off, sleep, and then starting all over again. Which seems to be the life of Casey Serin.

Well, at least that was his life right up until April 12th, 2011, the day the music cried the day the cucumber died the day when the Serin Crime Family was finally evicted. Tears of joy were shed by the thousand or so haterz who follow this criminal saga. There were talks of asking the Vatican to include Thomas Aceituno on a double bill with Mr. John the Pope II. My cat proposed to my dog.. Hell, my wife gave me a sweet goodbye kiss! It was all good!

Or, was it?

If past experience is any indication of what's to come, the world may never know.

If past experience is any indication of what's to come, the world may never know.

And this is in fact the real reason why I was trying my best not to write this entry – we have only raw data right now, and that does not a good blog post make (what?). There’s no way to know what’s going on inside the Crime Family’s inner-secret-group. I always thought of them as simpletons, people who relied far more on sheer luck than on long term planning. I’m not so sure anymore what is it that they are.

See for yourself, thanks, once again, to Neighborhood Dot – the meaniest dude of this whole saga at this point.

Neighborhood Dot
Member
$104

Re: casey serin: back in the
game

The Dewey house is for sale.
There’s a brand new sign with some Russian dude’s name.  I’m too busy this
morning to get a pic or Google, but the sign said “motivated seller.”  Somebody
please find the listing.

OK… so let me get this straight. Anna Serin’s brother, Peter Peychev, bought 4932 Dewey Road, a move that everyone believed meant the Crime Family would stay safe and cozy at home. And a couple of days later, they start selling the house? But… but… hadn’t we already agreed the moving trucks actually brought someone to the house (Olya) instead of throwing out people (the Serins?) What the truck?

I said it before - the scariest house in America isn't the one at Amityville

I said it before - the scariest house in America isn't the one at Amityville

So, this is for real: 4932 Dewey Drive is on the market. Yet again. This time, someone is trying to get $57,000 more than what the guy in the funny hat (the dude at the foreclosure auction) asked for the house a couple of weeks ago. I dunno about you,  but ugly Soviet-era wallpaper, a bathtub with a backstory which would make Caligula proud, and more jet and truck noise than Casa de Spanky’s would make me run away faster than Steve while being chased by a hot girl in her underwear.

I'M NOT GAY! I'M INTO PIKACHU, WHO IS, RATHER OBVIOUSLY, A FEMALE!

I'M NOT GAY! I'M INTO PIKACHU, WHO IS, RATHER OBVIOUSLY, A FEMALE!

Jet engine? Truck noise? How do we know about that?

I don’t know about you, but I’m seriously thinking about doing a voice-over to that video. How about:

This is 4932 Dewey Drive, home of Internet fraudster and con-man Casey Serin. This is the garage where he staged his failed sales. And, as we go inside, we can see all the 70’s Sovok wallpaper, which is now valued at $0.01c per square foot on eBay. Check out the flatscreen TV – imagine the thrill of owning completely stolen goods, since the proprietors never paid a bill! This here is the place where Casey proposed to Olya… this is where Rita slept while studying for Bible College… this is where Casey was stoned out of his mind and made the Island 2012 podcasts… and the toilet where he pissed on a dollar bill… this is not a home, this is not an investment, this is  FRIGGIN’ HISTORY!

Yuck.

As you watch that video, notice the following:

1) There are three cars outside: daddy’s Maxima, the BMW Cabrio we have seen before, and a Lexus – and you can read their license plates, for your DMV enjoyment!

2) The trampoline is still there.

3) The lawn is mowed.

4) There’s no Serin crap anywhere. It looks as if they already moved somewhere else.

5) They claim they spent $50K renovating the house. Where did that go? I mean, really? The house doesn’t look like absolute shit, but it certainly does have a very strong 70’s feel to it.

Even I'm cleaner than that house!

Even I'm cleaner than that house!

So, is the Crime Fambly gone for good?

While you ponder the question, can you spare a dime, please?

While you ponder the question, can you spare a dime, please?

Personally, I think they will not end up homeless – even though this picture was found recently by a CI poster, I do not believe it means Aleksey is on any kind of shelter. But once again, WHY do they insist on making this crap available to anyone with a Facebook account? Are they taunting the haters? It’s obvious these guys aren’t living at 4932 Dewey Drive anymore – unless they have a small bag with clothing and their personal belongings, and use it on an everyday basis. What’s the deal, then? Are they hiding at one of Uncle Peychev’s houses? Wouldn’t it be simpler to just shut the fuck up and delete every pic on Facebook?

The Serin Crime Family starts making even less sense than usual. Take Steve Serin, for instance:

Having your house sold in a foreclosure auction shouldn't be a laughing matter. Or so I think.

Having your house sold in a foreclosure auction shouldn't be a laughing matter. Or so I think.

No, I'm serious! Take him AWAY!

No, I'm serious! Take him AWAY!

Back in the day, he used to run “Escapemybrother.com”, where he poked fun at Casey Serin and seemed convinced he could make him go straight (so to speak). Now, let’s see – his latest online blog: classifiedpranks.com (now defunct):

REMINDER: This is coming from the brilliant mind of a retarded 20-something year old.

REMINDER: This is coming from the brilliant mind of a retarded 20-something year old.

What was that? Basically a blog where he messed around with people trying to sell their stuff on-line: a pretty retarded and sort of abusive hobby, don’t you think?

But wait, it gets better. Is it a good idea to publish such a blog when you are trying to sell your own stuff online? Damn, this guy is such an idiot.

Well, let's see. He tried to sell a  Jag X-Type with a salvage title...

Well, let's see. He tried to sell a Jag X-Type with a salvage title...

So, let’s see. He tries to sell a Jag for $8K. A car that had its entire engine replaced because its owner hit “something” too hard and destroyed it (this was posted on a reply to the original post, which has been deleted by now). But hey, I wonder – how come the prospective buyer didn’t know the car was salvaged?

Maybe we can find the answer here. Steve Serin doesn’t tell people his cars are salvage. He tells them they are his personal vehicles, in perfect shape, and that he does NOT represent any business. In short, Steve Serin is running a scam trying to scam people,  just like his brother.

Steve Serin, you are a liar.

Steve Serin, you are a liar.

Oh my. Let’s see here – he says it’s “HIS” awesome Jag. It’s not his, it’s Genesis Auto – the company that his uncle Peter Peychev runs. He never mentions its a salvaged car that had its engine destroyed (and, hint, hint: if you hit the car hard enough to rip a monoblock apart, trust me, you f’d up your car forevermore).  He’s even dumb enough to mention it has a 2.5L V6, but the car itself says it’s a 3L. Badge engineering much, Steve?

And please notice: the price is almost $600 lower!

And please notice: the price is almost $600 lower!

When all of this was noticed, Steve pulled down his new blog post, the Craigslist ad, and changed the wording on the ad. Steve, you can thank your brother Casey Serin – we are going to keep you straight, whether you want it or not.

I wonder if he was scared about people finding out about his “creative business strategies”. Funny – I always considered Casey to be the lone black sheep of 4932 Dewey Road – I guess I was wrong. But hey, I digress. What on earth was I talking about?

James Marks
Where the **CK is Casey, anyway?
May 3rd, 2011

Never was so much owed by so many to so few.

Thank you, Neighborhood Dot, for all your efforts. This is a pic that will live in infamy (or fame? I dunno).

Who cares about the Serin Crime Family? Have some Tequila!

Who cares about the Serin Crime Family? Have some Tequila!

Just kidding. You truly deserve all the praise you get, dude.

So long, Crime Family!

So long, Crime Family!

Honestly – I never thought I’d see this day; I (stupidly) believed Casey would put up far more of a fight (but hey, he’s more of an “ideas” guy, executing them ain’t his forte).

ONE MORE TIME!

ONE MORE TIME!

Remember – he was the man who was going to educate the courts on why the lender had to be sued, or some sort of Accepted 4 Value bullshit (which, ladies and gentlemen, DOESN’T WORK: exhibit A, 4932 Dewey Drive).

I see a topless Bimmer on that pic, and a nice SUV. I wonder if those are the cars of the new owners – if so, ND, maybe you should tell them to call a Priest, a Rabbi, a Buddhist Monk, a pest control dude, and to report any cuke they find to their local authorities. Oh, and ask them to destroy the family’s bathtub. Just to be on the safe side.

You know – I’m reminded of the time I had to tell the previous owners of the house I live in that they had to get out. You may think I’m a Grade A asshole, but that was one of the worst days of my life – there isn’t anything funny about watching an entire family leave your home. I still feel sorta bad about the whole deal.

Step one is under control. What's next?

Step one is under control. Whats next?

But the Serin family seems to be a bit different, at least to me. We have lots of clues about their behavior – we know they rack up debt like Rita Serin pops babies (and have no intention on paying it back), they have no respect for public property, consider other people’s money as the basis for all riches, they dislike America and all it stands for,  etc. But, personally, I can’t say I hate them. Many people have said in the past Casey is actually a nice person to be around with, I imagine Tim and Steve are the same.

I guess the Serin Crime Family is, to me, a metaphor for our entire justice system. We know there are thousands of deadbeats who abuse the system as they do – but Casey had the brains (!?!) to expose their dealings on the Internet, thinking of himself as the next Kiyosaki, or Trump (or maybe Frank Abagnale). In doing so, he opened our eyes to the incredibly sociopathical dealings of a segment of our population – the way so many people twist and destroy the basis of our society just to make their perception of reality fit within the confines of acceptable behavior. It was (is) a story full of  hate (yes, hate) towards America, contempt for every institution that makes our country so great, and, quite thankfully, the main characters completely misunderestimated

Casey Serin 2012! You could do worse, and you always have!

Casey Serin 2012! You could do worse, and you always have!

the strength of our institutions, and the flawed, but useful  basis of our legal system (myself sorta included, sometimes I also thought those guys would get away with it).

I hadn't seen so much wishful thinking ever since Casey wanted to be Houston in "The Houston 500"

I hadnt seen so much wishful thinking ever since Casey wanted to star in "The Worlds Biggest Gang-Bang 3: The Houston 500"

This is a GOOD day for us. It’s definite proof that the system works, and that’s a terrific thing for law-abiding people.

We thought Daddy Serin would file next!

We thought Daddy Serin would file next!

I’ll forever wonder if those mails people sent to  Aceituno and the gang helped the cause. The world will never know; regardless, aren’t you glad you paid your mortgage on time?

James Marks
We won, Casey. #DEAL,
April 17th, 2011 

A quick recap of December, 2010 (or “The Theft Days of Christmas”)

Hello all you beautiful people. James Marks here.

Do you remember, remember, the 24th of December. Cucumbers, Amazon and pot? I know of no reason why the mortgage treason should ever be forgot?

"Hello, stupid american people. Look, we are broke, yet we have shitloads of gifts - from Amazon! Which means, we bought them on credit! Since we haven't paid our bills since March, 2009, that means we won't pay for this crap, either! BK BABY!!! WOOOT!"
“Hello, stupid american people. Look, we are broke, yet we have shitloads of gifts – from Amazon! Which means, we bought them on credit! Since we haven’t paid our bills since March, 2009, that means we won’t pay for this crap, either! BK BABY!!! WOOOT!”

 Yeah, that was 1 year ago. Check that out, tons of Amazon stuff. Which, as you all know, can only be bought via credit. Which is quite funny, when you think that the Crime Family hadn’t paid a single cent since 2009 of their outstanding debts.

IF I PREY LONG UNDT HARD ENUF, I'LL GET MONEY TO PAY FOR MORE PARFAME DIS YEAR! DEE-DUHHH-DEE!
IF I PREY LONG UNDT HARD ENUF, I’LL GET MONEY TO PAY FOR MORE PARFAME DIS YEAR! DEE-DUHHH-DEE!

I’ll be honest with you. I wondered whether this year the Serin Crime Family would post pics of expensive crap for all of us to see. I *suppose* someone with an IQ count in the double digits (probably X-Tina, she seems to be the only one with half a brain in that household) told the lot that showing off their consumer goods when they had filed for fraudulent bankruptcy 3 times (yes, THREE) during the year would be in bad taste. So they didn’t. Or they did. I don’t know. Will we find out? Probably. All we got was a cryptic CukeBoi post on his Facebook wall:

 O the gifts this year!

Some sources suggest Casey got the biggest of them all.

Ahem.

Ahem.

Others may argue (myself included), that Rita “backing” a cake was the greatest surprise. If you can call a completely WTF moment “a surprise”, that is.

TAXPAYERS: ARE YOU READY TO PAY FOR ONE MORE SERIN IN AMERICA? HOPE YOU ARE!

TAXPAYERS: ARE YOU READY TO PAY FOR ONE MORE SERIN IN AMERICA? HOPE YOU ARE!

I don’t know about you, but I don’t find the prospect of a 2 kid family, where the father works as a 7-Up delivery guy and

Mom sells sticks for $40
Mom sells sticks for $40

hopeful. It’s not up to me to judge anyone’s actions (and that’s why I write this blog, I suppose – BAZINGA!), but when your mom and dad are bankrupt, and you are faced with supporting your idiot brother for the rest of your natural life, having yet another kid sems like sort of an irresponsible act.  

Which sort of brings me to my next point. Mom declared BK in the shittiest way possible. Did justice catch up with her? Short answer: no.

  • Anna Serin’s BK was dismissed on 12/16.
  • The dismissal was filed with the court on 12/21
  • There was no house sale on 12/22.

Why, I have no idea. Probably there wasn’t enough time to go ahead with the sale. Considering, though, that the sale was cancelled in January, one can assume the bank already knew something wouldn’t work out and decided to stall the procedures.

So, what was the Crime Family doing while mommy’s BK was thrown out? Well, they had some amazing costume parties. Funnily enough, there’s one sibling who wasn’t invited. Guess who he was.

I'd tap that (the one on the left, OBVIOUSLY).
I’d tap that (the one on the left, OBVIOUSLY).

 

Dumb and Dumber

Dumb and Dumber

I wonder if David was thinking something like “HEY RITA, TELL YOUR GOD-DAMNED PARENTS THEY HAVEN’T DEPOSITED OUR MORTGAGE MONEY! IF THEY ARE KICKED OUT THEIR HOUSE I AIN’T TAKING THEM IN OTHERWISE!”. He should.

The Serins, trying out disguises to hide from prosecution (yeah, right!)

The Serins, trying out disguises to hide from prosecution (yeah, right!)

Besides, it’s not as if any Judge gives a crap about sending them to jail, anyway.
Nice costumes. I wonder which credit card they charged them to.

Nice costumes. I wonder which credit card they charged them to.

Hey, wait a minute. Something’s wrong with that last picture, isn’t it? Dare to find out?

Nice iPhone 4 you've got there, X-Tina!

Nice iPhone 4 you've got there, X-Tina!

Looks like one of these, right?

Sure looks like it.

Sure looks like it.

Nice to know a bankrupt family can still afford a $299 phone with a, say, $45 per month data plan. Hey, they tithe $900 to orphans in Russia, don’t they?

But what about Casey? Well,  between cuking his ass raw and plotting his next move

main project this year — starting a Foreclosure Defense Club to share my recent successes and put together a local group so we can perfect a reliable strategy to stay in our homes indefinitely. In the process of getting some lawyers to guide us too. I’ll be sending a private invite to all my Sacramento friends as soon as we’re ready to go.

Casey Serin.

and telling the entire world that he had “saved” his home from foreclosure via FaceBook, Casey also showed us a lesser known side of him:

Look into my eyes and feel the IMMENSE POWER OF THE VORTEX OF FAIL!

Look into my eyes and feel the IMMENSE POWER OF THE VORTEX OF FAIL!

I honestly don’t know if he’s aware that another sociopath once did a self-portrait that is eerily similar to the one he did. If he doesn’t, I guess he does now.

Charles Manson, by Charles Manson
Charles Manson, by Charles Manson

I mean, the similarities are eerie. I dunno. Perhaps they are. Maybe. OH, SHUT UP, I have a blog and I can say the paintings are similar. Disagree with me? Start ihatejamesmarks.wordpress.com.

At least he apparently got superpowers during Christmas!

At least he apparently got superpowers during Christmas!

So, what do you think happened? Did Daddy Serin declare BK and save Serin Manor? Was Casey stupid enough to do it himself? Did Honorable Judge Holman wipe the bench where Casey sat with Clorox? Stay tuned, this story is far from over.

James Marks
But you already know how it ended,
January 28th, 2011

OK, break’s over.

You know the hardest thing about making a comeback?

 

Yeah, me neither, but what about Britney Spears?

Yeah, me neither, but what about Britney Spears?

Well, at least you have to agree – this time, I didn’t use Tila Tequila. That has to be a good thing. I suppose.

Hello, all you beautiful people. I’m glad to be back. Sort of. You see, I’ve been trying to write this entry for a couple of days now, but each and every time I sit down and try to start typing, something suddenly comes up

 

No, not that, you pervs!

No, not that, you pervs!

and I simply can’t continue doing a thing. For a while, I wondered if there was something wrong with me – after all, now that ADHD is all the rage, maybe I can blame it for my lack of focus, interest, and stuff. But to be honest, I’ve been pretty productive lately at work and home. No, it’s not that.

 

It's this, motherfucking dammit.

It's this, motherfucking dammit.

I finally figured out what’s bugging me. I’ve been doing things the wrong way. If you check out my blog, you’ll see several instances (I just posted the first two or three or four or five I found).

Where I positively state Casey is surely going to jail, or PMITA Fed Prison. And I’m absolutely, incredibly sure this time around. And it will happen. Soon. Very soon.

 

Right. And I'm doing Lassie!

Right. And I'm doing Lassie!

No. It ain’t happening, not now, not today, not ever. For all his stupidity, Casey was pretty much right about something. There’s a gray area that justice doesn’t seem to care about, and Casey and his family live and thrive in it.

Nothing will happen. He’ll still smoke pot 24/7, cleanse his ass, owe the banks $500,000, cuke himself inside the family bathtub and live with his parents until he is 100 years old. Anna Serin will wear her Victoria Secrets thongs, Daddy Aleksey Serin will look like the inbred retard he is, Margarita Serin will pop kids like a freakin’ rabbit, Steve Serin will post unfunny jokes, X-Tina will edited out because she’s still underage, and Tim will stay away  from it all. Nothing will change because crime has paid off for those assholes.

If you don’t know, or haven’t figured it out by now Retard-o and the Crime Family will keep 4932 Dewey Drive. The auction has been cancelled. It’s over.

I know, I know. Many of you will say “yeah, but he really fucked it up this time, they’ll get him!” Yeah? How many times have we said that before? Really. It doesn’t matter anymore. Thinking that the Serin Crime Family will ever be thrown out of 4932 Dewey Drive at this point is like believing in the Tooth Fairy, Santa Claus, or that you’ll someday get a piece of this:

 

Oh, shit. Couldn't resist.

Oh, shit. Couldn't resist.

So, I’m refocusing this blog. This post was the hardest, I suppose, since I the thing is, I was wondering – why the fuck am I wasting my time when nobody (and, by “nobody”, I mean the Honorable Judge Thomas Holman and the rest of the useless Sacramento Court employees) gives a flying fuck? Casey has taught us that justice in America is non-existant if you know what you are doing. You can go out, not pay your mortgage, drug yourself to death, top every freakin’ credit card you have and stuff, and nothing will ever happen. Go ahead, do it. After following this story for years, I’m absolutely positive it’s safe to do such a thing. Not that I endorse it, I’m telling like it is.

Well, my point is, I’m not doing this blog because I expect something – anything to change. I’m writing it because I enjoy such a thing. I want to remind myself that I can never, ever become such a parasite to society, that justice is blind, dumb, deaf and stupid, and that maybe someone, someday will find the information in here useful.

Oh, and I also enjoy the fact that some of you like this blog. Thank you so much for leaving feedback. It makes it all worthwile.

So, I’ll start working on the real “juicy stuff” tomorrow.

Thanks for reading, I don’t feel much better now.

James Marks
“… And then, something happened. I let go. Lost in oblivion. Dark and silent and complete. I found freedom. Losing all hope was freedom.”
January 26th, 2011

A Blast from the Past.

Back on April, 2010, I posted the following image:

Scammers

"HEY BITCHES, I'M WEARING VICTORIA SECRETS UNDERWEAR! REALLY EXPENSIVE! BUT I WON'T PAY FOR IT SINCE I'LL DECLARE BK! AND I'M HAWT, TOO! AMERICAN LOOOZERS!"

I’m sad to see I was so fucking right on that one.

James Marks
That potty-mouthed woman scares me to death,
September 21st, 2010