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Steve “Funny Man” Serin: Is there something we don’t know? (or “Are we being Keyser Söze’d?”)

Good morning, fellow SEC readers.

As I said before, yesterday was quite simply, the worst day the Serins could have been evicted – for me. I have a real job to do, and I can’t devote every single minute on them. I wish I had asked for a personal day yesterday – oh, well. Live and learn.

Anyway, a poster at CampIdiot allegedly contacted Steve Serin. This is their e-mail exchange:

 

I honestly wasn't expecting Steve to answer.

I honestly wasn't expecting Steve to answer.

 

I honestly would like someone with some psych knowledge to answer this riddle for me. I’d have expected him to still be in some sort of denial stage about the whole thing, and thus, no reply. But he’s still his same ol’ playful self – unfunny, yes, but attempting some self-deprecating humor.

This doesn’t feel right.

Your opinions?

James Marks
Seems to me they have a plan,
April 13th, 2011

EXTRA-SPECIAL UPDATE:

Sweet Casey Serin’s Facebook Wall now shows the following message:

Well, color me confused.
Well, color me confused.

aaaaand… he’s coming back! Or going back. I dunno.

This goes into the WTF category of this blog.

This goes into the WTF category of this blog.

HOLY GOD (or “HOLY GOD”)

I’M SPEECHLESS.

THE SERIN CRIME FAMILY WILL BE EVICTED. WE WON. AND NO, IT'S NO APRIL FOOLS!
THE SERIN CRIME FAMILY WILL BE EVICTED. WE WON. AND NO, IT’S NO APRIL FOOLS!
 
 
 
 
 
YAY MOFOS! YAY MOFOS!
The pain you caused, Casey, came back to haunt you 10-fold.
JAMES MARKS
SPEECHLESS, AND WRITING IN ALL-CAPS,
APRIL 12TH, 2011 – VICTORY!

BREAKING NEWS ON 4932 DEWEY DR. -UPDATED APRIL 12TH @ 9.00 AM, PST

 Good morning, faithful readers,

I’ll be updating this post as developments happen. So, I’ll not be adding unecessary info.

 

YAY!

YAY!

 

Oops.

So, here you go. April 11th: OPENING BID HAS BEEN SET.

 

Go Kostya, Go!

Go Kostya, Go!

 

April 11th, 1.30 PM Pacific Time: Still ON.

April 11th, 8.00 PM PST: FULL SPEED AHEAD.

APRIL 12th, 5.30 AM PST: HASN’T BEEN CANCELLED.

APRIL 12TH, 9.00 AM PST: ALL SYSTEMS NORMAL, CAP’N.

APRIL 12th, 11:18 AM PST: ASS-RAPING IMMINENT, MON.

 

James Marks
#WINNING,
April 11th, 2011

Casey, don’t be a coward and file that BK (or “Yes Man!”)

Good afternoon, SEC readers!

It has been such a lovely day today… one of those strange times when it seems nothing can go wrong.

Now, I only need 48 more hours of good luck.

Now, I only need 48 more hours of good luck.

This is good. Real good. Like finding out that your little brothers’ kindergarten teacher is Demi Moore’s younger sister. And she happens to be the cute one.

Hi James! I'd fall in love with you, but you are infatuated wif Tila. Sorry!

Hi James! I'd fall in love with you, but you are infatuated wif Tila. Sorry!

So, what happened? Think about it. Nothing has yet happened, and in all honesty, probably nothing will. BUT – and this is a very big

This was supposed to be a pic of a big "butt", but I couldn't pass up posting Tila again.

This was supposed to be a pic of a big "butt", but I couldn't pass up posting Tila again.

anything can happen tomorrow (Monday). Supposedly, Casey is in Jamaica, so he won’t be filing yet another fraudulent BK. Daddy’s home, though, and the Crime Family can always try doing a fraudulent transfer. So, let’s stay calm and wait until April 12th. It’s not that far away.

Anyway, in case (WTF, I KNOW Casey reads this) you are reading Casey – here’s something CI prepared for you. It’s just too fun not to post.

File, bitches, file. Trev fucking DARES you to file.

File, bitches, file. Trev fucking DARES you to file.

File dat petition, bitch!
File dat petition, bitch!
"Filing that paperwork is better than gold, casey!"

"Filing that paperwork is better than gold, casey!"

Casey, you limp dick, file the petition dahling!

Casey, you limp dick, file the petition dahling!

Casey, don't let all that seminar and NRU training go to waste, file the petition!

Casey, don't let all that seminar and NRU training go to waste, file the petition!

Re: casey serin: back in the gameThere is no hope in Jamaica - to save the house, come back to Sacramento and file the paperwork, you must

There is no hope in Jamaica - to save the house, come back to Sacramento and file the paperwork, you must

Do not let the capitalist pigs take that which is rightfully yours. It would be worse than going into space, then dying in a plane crash! Yuri urges you to take action in his memory!

Do not let the capitalist pigs take that which is rightfully yours. It would be worse than going into space, then dying in a plane crash! Yuri urges you to take action in his memory!

Re: casey serin: back in the game"Where will you and your buds hang out and 'play' if you don't get that paperwork filed?!"

"Where will you and your buds hang out and 'play' if you don't get that paperwork filed?!"

"File the fucking petition you cocksucking nimrod!"

"File the fucking petition you cocksucking nimrod!"

 

FILE THE PETITION, BASTARD, OR I'M GOING TO RIP YOUR FUCKING THROAT OUT!

FILE THE PETITION, BASTARD, OR I'M GOING TO RIP YOUR FUCKING THROAT OUT!

 

I'm sick and tired of this shit. File the god..damn petition! File it now!

I'm sick and tired of this shit. File the god..damn petition! File it now!

 

Look Casey, dude. I just graduated from high school with a C average so I already know life isn't fair. Everyone at school thought I was fuckin' awesome but I know I'll be lucky to get a job working at a bank or selling insurance before I'm thirty. That's why ya gotta file that petition, man. The world is trying to keep dudes like you and me from getting stuff that smart assholes are gettin'. This is your chance to fuck those assholes back and show them that bein' smart don't mean shit to awesome dudes like us.

Look Casey, dude. I just graduated from high school with a C average so I already know life isn't fair. Everyone at school thought I was fuckin' awesome but I know I'll be lucky to get a job working at a bank or selling insurance before I'm thirty. That's why ya gotta file that petition, man. The world is trying to keep dudes like you and me from getting stuff that smart assholes are gettin'. This is your chance to fuck those assholes back and show them that bein' smart don't mean shit to awesome dudes like us.

"File it, and We'll give you sweet double cousin-love!"

"File it, and We'll give you sweet double cousin-love!"

 

"Sounds right. It's okay with us."

"Sounds right. It's okay with us."

Casey, this is your sister. File that petition! Or don't! I really don't care! I moved out of that house so it makes no difference to me. Four years of Bible College thought me that God will protect anyone who doesn't smoke so Mom and Dad will be fine. Also I hate them for naming me when they were drunk.

Casey, this is your sister. File that petition! Or don't! I really don't care! I moved out of that house so it makes no difference to me. Four years of Bible College thought me that God will protect anyone who doesn't smoke so Mom and Dad will be fine. Also I hate them for naming me when they were drunk.

Yo man, I hear they gonna be a new crack house on Dewey in a coupla weeks! Damn, that dumb white boy sho' shoulda filed dat po-tition!

Yo man, I hear they gonna be a new crack house on Dewey in a coupla weeks! Damn, that dumb white boy sho' shoulda filed dat po-tition!

Casey, it looks like the best part of you dribbled out of your Mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.  I think you been cheated! Now, file the fucking fraudulent petition, or I will gouge out your eyes and skull fuck you!!!!!!!!

Casey, it looks like the best part of you dribbled out of your Mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. I think you been cheated! Now, file the fucking fraudulent petition, or I will gouge out your eyes and skull fuck you!!!!!!!!

 

Yo bud, catch some waves in Jamaica bro, smoke some ganja, come back and file.  Peace bro!

Yo bud, catch some waves in Jamaica bro, smoke some ganja, come back and file. Peace bro!

Hey Casey, why did we lose our house??
Hey Casey, why did we lose our house??
Because the mortgage was illegal, and your strawman rights were violated?

Because the mortgage was illegal, and your strawman rights were violated?

No, because you didn't file the petition. File that fucker now!

No, because you didn't file the petition. File that fucker now!

For fuck's sake, Casey, stop thinking and just file the fucking petition already!

For fuck's sake, Casey, stop thinking and just file the fucking petition already!

Kostya, your mother and I love you so much. You are our most beloved son. If you love us do the Christian thing and file the petition. Jesus will understand. If you don't, I don't know how long your mother and I will survive...

Kostya, your mother and I love you so much. You are our most beloved son. If you love us do the Christian thing and file the petition. Jesus will understand. If you don't, I don't know how long your mother and I will survive...

 

Re: casey serin: back in the game"You were my role model, Uncle, but now you are going to give up...? I'd give the suit off my back to help you file."

"You were my role model, Uncle, but now you are going to give up...? I'd give the suit off my back to help you file."

"Did you learn nothing from me? Get off your ass and file."

"Did you learn nothing from me? Get off your ass and file."

 

"It stinks to hear you aren't filing!"

"It stinks to hear you aren't filing!"

 

Casey, if Carl Sagan were still alive, first he'd ask for his clothes back. Second, he'd tell you to file that petition!

Casey, if Carl Sagan were still alive, first he'd ask for his clothes back. Second, he'd tell you to file that petition!

"Casey, you want me living on the beach? File, dammit! Under my name!"

"Casey, you want me living on the beach? File, dammit! Under my name!"

 

Please forgive me for asking this, but don't you think moma or papa should be the one to file? Casey has already taken his share or the burden ~

Please forgive me for asking this, but don't you think moma or papa should be the one to file? Casey has already taken his share or the burden ~

 

"I propose you file right away, Casey!"

"I propose you file right away, Casey!"

"I'll be nursing some bad feelings if you don't file!"

"I'll be nursing some bad feelings if you don't file!"

"I have detailed information about the situation...which completely proves that what they allege are illusions . . . They lie every day."

"I have detailed information about the situation...which completely proves that what they allege are illusions . . . They lie every day."

It's only perjury if you sign in blue ink

It's only perjury if you sign in blue ink

Inside where? Oh no, you don't

Inside where? Oh no, you don't

"I'm knocked out to hear you might not file."

"I'm knocked out to hear you might not file."

 

"Look at what you could have, by just filing! Remember our talks!"

"Look at what you could have, by just filing! Remember our talks!"

 

"So, I'll be BANKING on that paperwork getting filed!"

"So, I'll be BANKING on that paperwork getting filed!"

"Casey, don't leave me on the sidewalk! File!"

"Casey, don't leave me on the sidewalk! File!"

"I was deflated to find you may not file."

"I was deflated to find you may not file."

"Don't disappoint me! Where will I live when I come to America, Daddy?"

"Don't disappoint me! Where will I live when I come to America, Daddy?"

 

The Russian narod, past, present, and future, expect you to do your duty to the Rodina and file!

The Russian narod, past, present, and future, expect you to do your duty to the Rodina and file!

Hey Casey. As a true 100% corn-fed American patriot, I know you'd have to be a moran not to file that petition.

Hey Casey. As a true 100% corn-fed American patriot, I know you'd have to be a moran not to file that petition.

"we were AIMING to see you SHOOT off that paperwork, bro!"

"we were AIMING to see you SHOOT off that paperwork, bro!"

Re: casey serin: back in the gameThe clerk's office opens in 20 minutes.  You will then have 7.5 hours to file, bitch. (or you can be a real stud and wait until tomorrow morning) - your choice, pass or play.  Just remember X-tina

Re: casey serin: back in the gameThe clerk's office opens in 20 minutes. You will then have 7.5 hours to file, bitch. (or you can be a real stud and wait until tomorrow morning) - your choice, pass or play. Just remember X-tina

 

Hey Casey, don't worry about me. A few of your super awesome friends have offered me places to live for free. They heard about me at some web site called "Camp Idiot". They heard about Mom and Dad losing the house and wanted to make sure that I had a safe place to stay until I find a place of my own. They sound like real gentlemen.

Hey Casey, don't worry about me. A few of your super awesome friends have offered me places to live for free. They heard about me at some web site called "Camp Idiot". They heard about Mom and Dad losing the house and wanted to make sure that I had a safe place to stay until I find a place of my own. They sound like real gentlemen.

On Tuesday, I'll be back ... you little girly man. If you haven't filed, I'm going to take that murse......AND RAM IT DOWN YOUR FUCKING THROAT.

On Tuesday, I'll be back ... you little girly man. If you haven't filed, I'm going to take that murse......AND RAM IT DOWN YOUR FUCKING THROAT.

 

Re: casey serin: back in the game"But if Casey doesn't refile, what's going to happen to his beard?"

"But if Casey doesn't refile, what's going to happen to his beard?"

 

"It'll probably end up wrapped around some big black dude's cock."

"It'll probably end up wrapped around some big black dude's cock."

 

No, you fool! I was talking about his girlfriend!"

No, you fool! I was talking about his girlfriend!"

"So was I!"

"So was I!"

 

"DOOOOHOHOHOHOHO!"

"DOOOOHOHOHOHOHO!"

"Get bradical on that paperwork and file right away!"
“Get bradical on that paperwork and file right away!”

file bastard

file bastard

Casey has no plans to file an petition? Most illogical...

Casey has no plans to file an petition? Most illogical...

"Hey, what are you auctioning off? Wait, that's my parents' house! I guess I should have filed the petition after all!"

"Hey, what are you auctioning off? Wait, that's my parents' house! I guess I should have filed the petition after all!"

James Marks
File, Darn ya, File,
April 10th, 2011

You know, I think Jim Jones would have been proud of Casey (or “WWTF”)

Good afternoon, SEC readers. I have good news for you.

"It's as long as a regulation yardstick!"

"It's as long as a regulation yardstick!"

OK, let me explain – if you need me to.

Remember what happened last time Casey got really, really overwhelmed?

June 11th, 2007   7:44 pm

Australia and Idiot Haterz

Yes, I’m here in Australia. The rumors are true. But a lot of people are slanting the story to make it seem worse than it is. These people are spreading crap about me to ruin anything left of my name and ruining the reputation of everybody who is associated with me…

For now… why in the WORLD am I in Australia?

I have been thinking of getting away and doing some massive action in business for a while. I wanted to focus on getting the foreclosure book done and get a lot of other stuff done in a distraction-free environment… I may want to take a little break and get away, focus and work on my book and stuff like that. That was exactly what I wanted.

Exactly. Last time he was really under pressure, he left his wife to deal with

and escaped to Australia.

And now that Aleksey and Anna Serin’s house is going to be sold on April 12th, and Anna can’t file (neither can Casey), WWCD?

Well, there’s just one thing we can be sure of. Casey ain’t gonna be around to care, mon!

 
Casey and his boyfriend
 

You do remember the “Bromance” thing, don’t you? It’s funny, because.. come to think of it. This blog has literally dozens of stories where I discuss at length (ahem) Casey’s sexuality – and he seems hell-bent on proving he’s gay. And, right now, he’s cavorting with a good looking south-african-american (is that PC enough, or what!) on a remote beach in Jamaikiztan. I bet mommy and daddy are so proud (that is, if they have finished shitting their pants from what’s coming to them this April 12). I mean, Liberace was called gay for far less than that (not really, but you get the idea).

This is what he wrote on FaceBoog, and all the info we have (besides his pic):

 

# Casey Serin ‎“Your full-immersion tour/stay package is good deal. Thank you.” [Couch Surfing in Jamaica Day 1 with my new friend/host/guide] 
 
# Bruce Collins Wow, you’re in Jamaica!
 3 hours ago · 2 people
 
 

 

 

 

             # August Feldner Most excellent.
            
 
             # Paradise Vacation When are you coming?

            # Mike Smullin awesome casey. keep the pictures coming
           

  

So, what’s Casey doing over there? Is he planning to help rebuild Haiti? Will he be the next Jim Jones? Is he going for the all-natural Father of All Master Cleanses? Nah, it’s far simpler than that – he’s doing the “couch surfing thing”, with some unknown guy; although some people believe he’s with the Paradise Vacation dude, I’m not so sure. Check out his question to Casey – it’s obvious he isn’t with him. Still.

His name is Alex Reid, just in case.

His name is Alex Reid, just in case.

Alex Reid is the guy behind Paradise Vacations. What does he offer?

Apartment

*** US$70 per night, 2 bedrooms***

*** US$40 per night, 1 bedroom***

Special discount for bookings more than 10 days!

2 bedroom house (air-conditioned), in the quiet community of Rhyne park Village, Rose Hall – Montego Bay. Live like a jamaican with Jamaican neighbours, learn to cook and eat Jamaican food, listen to the music and dance Jamaican too. 25 minutes from downtown Montego Bay, 20 minutes from the Sangsters International Airport (mbj) and beaches all over to choose from.

Comfortable living area with all the amenites of a modern house.

· Unlimited broadband internet access

· Broadband Cable TV

· Hot and cold shower and bath

· Comfortable and spacious living area

· Fully equipped kitchen

· Beautiful landscape

We await your arrival, our representative and transport will await you at the Sangsters International Airport (MBJ – airport code), Montego Bay.

We will assist you with planning your vacation at no extra cost, get help with info on the best tours, restaurants, clubs, events, sightseeing, hotels, package deals, flight info and more

Seems a bit pricy for Kostya. Hey, who knows. Maybe he’s planning to move with his entire Crime Clan to Jamaica!

Know what’s even funnier? Casey was supposed to get married this month. Which sorta makes sense – this guy had to save his parents home from foreclosure, get married and, well, you know, have sex with a real woman. If you were a gay faggot, you’d be scared too (about the sex thing, obviously). No wonder he ran away – as far away as he could… or… maybe he really was gay, and his family gave him the finger (no, not that – he may have shoved it up his ass).

Or, perhaps there’s something else. You know, at this point, CashCall has gone full apeshit over Casey, and his BK dismissal doesn’t seem to be a warm and cozy thing. Is Casey finally an official fugitive? Did he finally panic?

 

Here’s something else a good Samaritan from CI posted – if you aren’t sure by now about what Casey is trying to do, this will make everything clear. Check it out.

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Going under the radar is “Grown Up Business ManCasey Serin‘s way of describing an unlawful flight to avoid prosecution.

In a comment since deleted from IAFF, Serin noted:

If I don’t catch [my payments] up sooner or later the debt will get sold to collectors and/or they will try to collect in court. At that point I may have to seek bankruptcy protection or go under the radar somehow.[1]

Serin would later reportedly do just that, leaving the United States for Australia, as a potential fugitive.

http://www.caseypedia.com/wiki/Under_the_radar

So, let’s check out the references for that article. His was post #34:

@Jim: seeking legal advice… actually I do have a pro bono attorney that gives me some advice from time to time. I also have another local RE attorney guy that used to help me but he is kind of flaky/busy lately. But really, in this case there is nothing I can really do to stop foreclosure, legal advice or not.

Maybe I SHOULD look into Pre-paid legal. I’ve heard about it many times. I wonder how quality it is. But watch this, say I signup for it then all the haters will give me flack over joining an MLM. (I probably shouldn’t care too much about what the haters think, they are going to hate no matter what I do).

@Jimmy C / Bob C: paying back every penny… yes I did say I want to repay all that debt without BK or short sale. However that was a few months ago. Going through this experience has definitely made me more aware of the reality of my situation.

I can wish for idealistic things like repaying all my debt and stuff like that but in reality it’s going to be a very hard thing to accomplish unless I find a way to refinance it.

And getting 5 more night jobs and working 24hr/day is not the answer. No job is going to pay me enough to float my thousands dollars of minimum payments and tens of thousands to catchup all the past due balances. Look at my balance sheet a few posts back and YOU tell me how I can float those payments.

If I don’t catch them up sooner or later the debt will get sold to collectors and/or they will try to collect in court. At that point I may have to seek bankruptcy protection or go under the radar somehow. There is a small chance I can work out some kind of a forbearance agreement and get my payments lowered.

I have like 23 accounts between my w*** and I. That’s alot of forbearance agreements to negotiate. And usually the forbearance/repayment plans have a higher payment per month because they want you to pay minimum plus a small portion of the past due balance until I get caught up.

Unless I can talk every one of those account into giving me a super low interest rate I’m not going to be able to float several thousand dollars of payment every month PLUS a forbearance payment.

No, I’m not lying about my desire to repay all the money. However, desires/wishes and reality are not always the same thing I’m finding out.

I can’t keep living fantasy world, I must learn to be more realistic so that’s why I am changing some of my attitudes that you may have seen earlier on this blog.

http://www.caseypedia.com/wiki/Under_the_radar/Cache

 

This is how he cleaned it up.

  • For those who want to attend the foreclosure sale, I got an email from somebody with precise directions because apparently the address on the letter is misleading:

    Hey Casey – couldn’t figure this out online, because it’s a new building and it’s not indexed yet, so I did it the old fashioned way. I called them and asked.

    It’s actually in Rio Rancho at the new courthouse. Can’t figure out while their web page says Bernalillo.

    It’s actually in a very safe area in Rio Rancho. I guess it must be a technical thing were the boundaries change and causes an unusual address.

    Anyways:

    Directions From Southern and Rio Rancho Blvd. where the Smith’s Grocery store is. Go NB on Hwy 528. A few miles, Turn left on Idalia. It is on the west side and it is across from the Rivers Edge Housing Development.

    It appears to be a very short distance from your house there. Just a few minutes past it.

    Here is the best link I could find:
    http://www.mapquest.com/maps/m…..8;zipcode=

    Below is the link to the district court that I called and asked. I called the “Sandoval County Judicial Complex” and they gave me those directions.

    http://www.legalfacs.org/districts/district_13.htm

    Hope this helps and that it’s all correct. I did my best. Idalia is in a safe area and I’ll be glad to go as long as it’s not snowing or raining hard.

    Rio Rancho Friend

    Thanks you Rio Rancho Friend.

  • Since I’ll be in the area and I have the week off, I figure I’ll head into town and make a video of it tomorrow. I’ve never been to a RE auction before!

  • Quote: “I can’t keep living fantasy world, I must learn to be more realistic so that’s why I am changing some of my attitudes that you may have seen earlier on this blog.”

    In that case, you need to get a job, maybe even 2 or 3. Get your a** working.

  • What do you mean by:

    “I may have to go under the radar”

    Does that mean you will try to weasel your way out of your creditors garnishing your paycheck or what is rightfully yours?

    Thanks Casey I have just sent your “under the radar” comment to Jan Scully the Sacramento DA as further evidence of your intent to defraud the public.

  •  

     
     
    GOTTA RUN! A CHICK WANTED TO GIVE ME TEH COOTIES!

    GOTTA RUN! A CHICK WANTED TO GIVE ME TEH COOTIES!

     

    He did exactly what he talked about 4 years ago. His debt was sold,  and he has gone under the radar. At least he’s consistent.

    Oh, I almost forgot – why would this be a good thing for us? Easy. Casey in Jamaica  – what can go wrong? Just think about it – Malaria, Diphteria, Chagas, Cholera, AIDS  the shits – you name it, it’s gonna be awesome!

    James Marks
     

    Maybe he’s a sex slave by now,
    April 7th, 2011

    Where’s Judge Dredd when we need him? (or “Fuck Dredd, bring Gary Coleman!”)

    Good afternoon, Sacramento Empire Chronicle readers! I know you are anxious and thirsty for knowledge, fun, and a good time,

    so, I suggest you fire a new browser window and read something else.
    so, I suggest you fire a new browser window and read something else.

    Nevertheless, it’s my sworn duty to talk about Casey – and what do you know, something suddenly came  up.

    No, not THAT, you pervs!
    No, not THAT, you pervs!

    Apparently, CashCall has asked for a default judgment, and it seems someone over 18 received the docs at the Soon-To-Be-Ex-Casa-de-Serin. Considering Mom and Dad still have their jobs, as does Steve, and X-Tina is underage, I guess that leaves only one person available to sign all those papers.

    But then again, who knows. He may have been to busy cuking himself (is "cuking" a prover verb?)
    But then again, who knows. He may have been to busy cuking himself (is “cuking” a verb? I hope so. It sounds pretty funny.)

     

    Speaking of things – I owe WeWantTheFunk one. I promised to post his amazing “Casey is gay”  (Oh, sorry – “O! Casey! You Penis!”) poem. Funny how these things work out – Casey comes out and Funky has a poem about the subject matter available. Makes you wonder if he had some confidential information available beforehand.

    Oh! Oh! I know the answer to that question!
    Oh! Oh! I know the answer to that question!

    So, here it goes.

    Casey! U Penis!

    There once was a young man named Serin
    Whose diet was radically darin’.
    He followed his urge
    To digestive-gas purge
    But then it’s-not-a-fart he was wearin’.

    AYE YI YI YI
    Your mother gives humjobs to Arabs!
    Now sing me another verse
    Worse than the other verse
    And waltz me around by my willie!

    An Uzbeck kid tried a neat trick
    Cleaning his pool with a stick.
    He stirred up the muck
    Till Galina said “Fuck!
    Is your brain just as small as your dick?”

    AYE YI YI YI
    Allthingsgood’s largest protrusion is his asshole!
    Now sing me another verse
    Worse than the other verse
    And waltz me around by my willie!

    Casey said “I don’t do drugs,
    And I drink herbal tea out of mugs.
    Semi-vegan’s the way!
    Also, semi-gay.
    Now hand me there one of them bugs.”

    AYE YI YI YI
    We are shortsighted loosers
    But one boi has seen far —
    All hail Casey Serin
    Knight of the Puckered Star!

    Kostya said “I abuse ducks.
    And I flip mortgaged houses for yucks.
    For credit, I lied
    but my Power Team cried
    Now I owe the bank two million bucks!”

    AYE YI YI YI
    Your sister goes down on Egyptians!
    Now sing me another verse
    That’s worse than the other verse
    and waltz me around by my willie!

    WeWantTheFunk, March 24th, 2011

     

    “Knight of the Puckered Star”. Damn, now I’ll have nightmares for decades to come.

    Here. Use cognitive association, PRONTO!

    Here. Use cognitive association, PRONTO!

    Ahem.

    OK, so, here’s what you were looking for.  April 4th, 2011. Mark that date, because it may turn out to be a milestone in Haterz™ history. Then again, considering the facts, this may turn out to be more “Tron: Legacy” than “The Matrix”.

    Case(y) Dismissed.

    And wait, it gets even better. On December 8th, 2010, a proof of service of summons / complaint, an alternative dispute resolution package, and a civil case cover sheet was served against Casey K. Serin, dated October 31st, 2010 (BOO, CASEY!), and a default judgment was awarded to GCFS (yeah, CashCall!)

    YOU DON'T MESS WITH THE COLE-MAN, GAYSEY!
    YOU DON’T MESS WITH THE COLE-MAN, GAYSEY!

    for a grand total of $15,410!

    I’m just concerned that CashCall might get the wrong idea about my intentions by glancing at the internet activity, the comments and hater sites. I really do mean to find a way to pay the money back and there was no loan fraud at all committed with CashCall.

    "I’m just concerned that CashCall might get the wrong idea about my intentions by glancing at the internet activity, the comments and hater sites. I really do mean to find a way to pay the money back and there was no loan fraud at all committed with CashCall." Gaysey Serin, 2006.

     

    And yeah, he did say that, in case you are wondering. But wait, Casey couldn’t have lied – it must have been some sort of accident, you know, the fact that he “forgot” to pay Cashcall back, right? RIGHT?

    No. Not really. Casey hasn’t appeared, his case hasn’t been dismissed, but he has been served. Why is it that I’m not surprised?

    Casey, are you going to keep ignoring reality?

    Sooner or later, you are going to have to face it.

    Sooner or later, you are going to have to face it.

     

    So, there you go. Mommy’s BK: dismissed. Kostya’s BK: dismissed. Neither can declare BK for 6 months, and 4932 Dewey Drive is up for grabs come April 12th (shades of Titanic here). CashCall: still has teh hots for Casey.  Aleksey: is he stupid enough to file for BK?

    James Marks
    We’ll know in less than a week. I say he is,
    April 5th, 2011

    WE WON!!!! WE DID IT!!!!

    Honor. Love. Glory. Integrity. The American Way. We did it!

    Honor. Love. Glory. Integrity. The American Way. We did it!

    You know the drill!!!!!!

    1) http://priorityposting.com/priority

    2) T09-54538-CA

    3) CELEBRATE OUR VICTORY!

    Their crime spree is over!

    Their crime spree is over!

    I’ll be doing a HUGE POST about this, but in the meantime, feast your eyes! WE DID IT! ACEITUNO LISTENED TO US! JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED! WE WON!

    James Marks,
    April Fools!
    April 1st, 2011