Good morning, faithful readers.
OK, I kid myself. I have a seriously devoted audience. I just checked out my SEO, and I’m HOT, baby! HOT!
Search Terms for all days ending 2011-04-14 (Summarized)
I find it deeply ironic that the subject of this board (Casey Serin) ranks 6th on my search engine terms, with Tila Tequila as #1, even beating A4V (my hottest topic up to a couple of months ago). I said it before and I’ll say it again -sex sells. Although, apparently, people would rather see a hot chick rather than a guy who cukes (cuked!) himself on his family’s bathroom. So, a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do.
(SEO ProTips courtesy of Nigel Swaby, Inc).
So, where was I? Oh yeah. cukes.
I’ve been wondering for quite a while whether Steve, Rita, or any members of the Serin family want to step forward and tell us “what really happened”. I know this is a long shot, but think about it. Maybe there’s something we don’t know about the foreclosure thing. Perhaps there’s more than we know… what if it was really all Casey’s fault, and mom and dad were innocent? Perhaps he’s in Jamaica because his parents noticed how much of a fuck-up he is; I don’t know. Either way.
If there’s a member of the Serin family who wants to set the record straight, use the “Contact me” link on top of the page. I’ll post your story as an entry , without any comments of my own.
Yeah, I know it’s a long shot. But hey, I’d like to think myself as unbiased.
Nobody is unbiased, but I’d like to think I am,
April 14th, 2011