Dedicated to all things X-Tina.

Good afternoon, Sacramento Empire Chronicle readers! I know you are anxious and thirsty for knowledge, fun, and a good time,

so, I suggest you fire a new browser window and read something else.
so, I suggest you fire a new browser window and read something else.

Nevertheless, it’s my sworn duty to talk about Casey – and what do you know, something suddenly came  up.

No, not THAT, you pervs!
No, not THAT, you pervs!

Apparently, CashCall has asked for a default judgment, and it seems someone over 18 received the docs at the Soon-To-Be-Ex-Casa-de-Serin. Considering Mom and Dad still have their jobs, as does Steve, and X-Tina is underage, I guess that leaves only one person available to sign all those papers.

But then again, who knows. He may have been to busy cuking himself (is "cuking" a prover verb?)
But then again, who knows. He may have been to busy cuking himself (is “cuking” a verb? I hope so. It sounds pretty funny.)

 

Speaking of things – I owe WeWantTheFunk one. I promised to post his amazing “Casey is gay”  (Oh, sorry – “O! Casey! You Penis!”) poem. Funny how these things work out – Casey comes out and Funky has a poem about the subject matter available. Makes you wonder if he had some confidential information available beforehand.

Oh! Oh! I know the answer to that question!
Oh! Oh! I know the answer to that question!

So, here it goes.

Casey! U Penis!

There once was a young man named Serin
Whose diet was radically darin’.
He followed his urge
To digestive-gas purge
But then it’s-not-a-fart he was wearin’.

AYE YI YI YI
Your mother gives humjobs to Arabs!
Now sing me another verse
Worse than the other verse
And waltz me around by my willie!

An Uzbeck kid tried a neat trick
Cleaning his pool with a stick.
He stirred up the muck
Till Galina said “Fuck!
Is your brain just as small as your dick?”

AYE YI YI YI
Allthingsgood’s largest protrusion is his asshole!
Now sing me another verse
Worse than the other verse
And waltz me around by my willie!

Casey said “I don’t do drugs,
And I drink herbal tea out of mugs.
Semi-vegan’s the way!
Also, semi-gay.
Now hand me there one of them bugs.”

AYE YI YI YI
We are shortsighted loosers
But one boi has seen far —
All hail Casey Serin
Knight of the Puckered Star!

Kostya said “I abuse ducks.
And I flip mortgaged houses for yucks.
For credit, I lied
but my Power Team cried
Now I owe the bank two million bucks!”

AYE YI YI YI
Your sister goes down on Egyptians!
Now sing me another verse
That’s worse than the other verse
and waltz me around by my willie!

WeWantTheFunk, March 24th, 2011

 

“Knight of the Puckered Star”. Damn, now I’ll have nightmares for decades to come.

Here. Use cognitive association, PRONTO!

Here. Use cognitive association, PRONTO!

Ahem.

OK, so, here’s what you were looking for.  April 4th, 2011. Mark that date, because it may turn out to be a milestone in Haterz™ history. Then again, considering the facts, this may turn out to be more “Tron: Legacy” than “The Matrix”.

Case(y) Dismissed.

And wait, it gets even better. On December 8th, 2010, a proof of service of summons / complaint, an alternative dispute resolution package, and a civil case cover sheet was served against Casey K. Serin, dated October 31st, 2010 (BOO, CASEY!), and a default judgment was awarded to GCFS (yeah, CashCall!)

YOU DON'T MESS WITH THE COLE-MAN, GAYSEY!
YOU DON’T MESS WITH THE COLE-MAN, GAYSEY!

for a grand total of $15,410!

I’m just concerned that CashCall might get the wrong idea about my intentions by glancing at the internet activity, the comments and hater sites. I really do mean to find a way to pay the money back and there was no loan fraud at all committed with CashCall.

"I’m just concerned that CashCall might get the wrong idea about my intentions by glancing at the internet activity, the comments and hater sites. I really do mean to find a way to pay the money back and there was no loan fraud at all committed with CashCall." Gaysey Serin, 2006.

 

And yeah, he did say that, in case you are wondering. But wait, Casey couldn’t have lied – it must have been some sort of accident, you know, the fact that he “forgot” to pay Cashcall back, right? RIGHT?

No. Not really. Casey hasn’t appeared, his case hasn’t been dismissed, but he has been served. Why is it that I’m not surprised?

Casey, are you going to keep ignoring reality?

Sooner or later, you are going to have to face it.

Sooner or later, you are going to have to face it.

 

So, there you go. Mommy’s BK: dismissed. Kostya’s BK: dismissed. Neither can declare BK for 6 months, and 4932 Dewey Drive is up for grabs come April 12th (shades of Titanic here). CashCall: still has teh hots for Casey.  Aleksey: is he stupid enough to file for BK?

James Marks
We’ll know in less than a week. I say he is,
April 5th, 2011

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Comments on: "Where’s Judge Dredd when we need him? (or “Fuck Dredd, bring Gary Coleman!”)" (6)

  1. Murst!!!! Biatttaches, for the record, i’m not gay.

  2. Anonymous said:

    Papa’s going to file. Etch it in stone.

  3. WeWantTheFunk said:

    Ahh, Saturday nights at the Fox Inn. Memories, memories. The “Knight of the Puckered Star” verse was from a different epic poem so the meter doesn’t work with the rest of the thing, but I’m glad you included it. I find the phrase somewhat funny, in a twisted way.

    James, a parcel I sent was returned because you have apparently moved. (Either that, or both our postal services suck, a distinct possibility.) Pls to pm or text me with your current address.

    Pop Serin is going to file. No doubt about it. That’ll blow off the festivities for another three months or so, then the cycle of fail will go on. I thought he’d put a stop to the madness, since he was seen sensibly walking out of the “I am stealing a private island somehow PARTY 2012!!” family discussion, but Nigel says Aleksey is in KC’s camp as far as government and/or obeying the law/keeping promises goes so the grift will continue ad infinitum. I have no idea how long they’ll be able to get away with it, but neither does anyone else. Gary Coleman is dead, so what responsible parties are left? (I had beers with him once, back in Santa Monica btw.)

  4. Roger Smith said:

    Casey has been playing this game Russian Roulette with the courts for some time now. With each filing it’s a spin of the revolver and a pull of the trigger. The only difference is the courts are slow, thus a bullet might have been fired out the chamber already but will take a long time before any of us know.
    Casey has moved much closer to PMITA federal prison, below is the definition and penalty for Bankruptcy fraud, the trick is will Snowflake make a plea bargain or will he fight this in court. It is crystal clear that he is guilty of bankruptcy fraud but we all know that Snowflake is of the opinion that he can outsmart any situation and he believes in an all or nothing approach to life. The other constant in his life is pure laziness, and a plea bargain is much easier to do. To fight requires getting a lawyer or representing one’s self and doing a lot of paperwork. If Casey does go to court it will provide months of entertainment, if he represents himself it will achieve Super Bowl level of entertainment.
    When Charges for Bankruptcy Fraud are made will Casey take a plea or fight it out in court?

    =============================================
    Bankruptcy fraud is a very specific type of fraud that can only occur when someone or some business, agency or corporation is filing for bankruptcy. To be considered fraud the person or entity must falsely report or attempt to hide, conceal or mislead the value or the ownership of items within the bankruptcy proceedings in order to face criminal punishment for bankruptcy fraud. This misstatement of assets is taken very seriously as it does have an impact on creditors and the general public whenever bankruptcy is filed.

    Bankruptcy Fraud Penalties
    Bankruptcy fraud is considered a serious criminal offense and most cases are prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Individuals that knowingly falsified or helped in the falsification of the document can also be charged with these types of crimes. Bankruptcy fraud charges are investigated by the Internal Revenue Service and are then sent to the Department of Justice for the actual prosecution.

    Penalties for Lying when You File Bankruptcy
    If you intentionally use a false Social Security Number on your bankruptcy forms or misstate/omit information when you file bankruptcy, the penalties you’ll face will probably be much worse than the debt you’re currently dealing with. Penalties could include:

    Jail Time: The maximum penalty for bankruptcy fraud is five years in federal prison.
    Fines: The maximum fine for bankruptcy fraud is $250,000.
    If you’re filing bankruptcy honestly to relieve yourself of unmanageable debt, you shouldn’t have to worry about these penalties. But you may want to work with a bankruptcy attorney to make sure your forms meet the standards of accuracy and completion demanded by U.S. Bankruptcy courts.

  5. Koi-Free Semi-Vegan said:

    I wonder if Casey was in his Halloween pirate getup when he was served.

  6. […] the sex thing, obviously). No wonder he ran away – as far away as he could… or… maybe he really was gay, and his family gave him the finger (no, not that – he may have shoved it up his […]

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