Hello, all you beautiful people. James Marks here, trying to play catch up with our favorite thief, boi-toi and sovereign extraodinaire, Casey K. Serin.
Today I’m going to talk about Casey’s sex life, so please, take some penicillin shots just in case. I don’t want any of you catching gonorrhea or any other VD’s from the pics you are about to see. Kidding. We already know far too much about Casey’s orifices (ie – “It’s not a fart!”) for comfort. Think
about it – we, by now, know more about Casey’s sex life than we probably do about our best friends. That’s a scary thought, isn’t it? So let’s not go there, at least for a while.
OK, so it’s not really “breaking news”. This all happened a couple of weeks ago, though, but it’s still sorta “breaking”. I’m pretty sure Casey’s cuke collection is broken hearted over this, after all. And no, I shit you not. Although said cukes may think otherwise (dammit, I just talked about Casey’s sex life!).
So, what’s the scoop on this? Not much – she’s a girl (at least that’s what we think, we haven’t been close enough to her to check out for a penis, or at least a huge clit), she may be close to 19 years old, she met Casey at least 6 months ago (probably during August – September), and a) she’s incredibly dull-witted or b) she has never heard of Google.
Come to think about it. An unemployed man, with no income, no property, no education, no job prospects, probably no home, who has defrauded the City of Sacramento along with his family… is thinking about getting married. What’s wrong with this picture?
Oh, yeah. Speaking of it, that’s a real pic – complete with garbage on the floor and a mirror used by photographers. It wouldn’t just be a Serin proposal without the filth all around, wouldn’t it? Come to think of it, there’s just so much
on that photo is hard to know where to start. But I’ll try.
Consider the source (Casey’s sister, Marge, who seems to also own an iPhone, BTW). It could be argued succesfully that it’s a fake – not that it’s ‘chopped or anything, but that it was staged. We all know by now Casey loves to do this, but it seems to me a bit of a terrible joke to stage a proposal pic, especially when you are going out with the female in said photo. Or maybe he’s gay and she’s her best friend. Or maybe it’s a shemale. I dunno. Either way, it seems like a terrible thing to do.
Then again, consider the following:
This pic was taken around the same date the “proposal” one was. Notice anything unusual? No? Let me give you a hint.
Oh man, I need to get a referral, STAT. Shit, did I just type that out loud? Dammit.
Need some more help?
Oh, what the heck.
Can you imagine someone proposing to a boi / chick / shemale while still wearing the ring from his last marriage? I mean, what the HELL? That’s one of the main reasons why I wonder if this is all a troll, or if that girl really knows what she’s getting into. Because, for every pic of Casey with his ring still on, there’s this:
Saturday morning. Went to bed a little past . . . future holds but it seems bright. She is such a miracle. No matter what happens, I love you. Our minds are connected. We are one. Peace.Casey K. Serin
Consider the fact that, regardless of Mom & Pop’s horrendous use of money, Casey has brought his share of debt, too. Probably around $600,000 – and $40K (at least) were co-signed by mom and dad. Say good-bye to any retirement plans you had, Aleksey & Anna. Plus, and in case nobody has noticed yet, his name will live in infamy for years to come, courtesy of Google. A loving family may have kicked his ass to Uranus by now, or at least would have tried to stop his actions. But the truly bizarre thing is – not even do they support their offspring in Facebook, but they also publish everything they do on Facebook and Twitter. That does NOT make any sense whatsoever.
Perhaps in their own little world, Anna and Aleksey are proud about being “featured” on the “tabloids”, and consider their retarded son a “celebrity” because of all of these articles, and no, I’m not joking about it. I can’t find no other explanation for their behavior.
So, anyway, we still don’t know whether Casey really intends to marry this poor girl. Previously (as noted on the quoted paragraph), Casey has hinted that he’d rather have the relationship develop without his input (remember the “Wherever life may take us” thing?). In my humble opinion, this means he thought that chick wanted to hear that he was marrying her and he said the word. It’s not the first time he has said a thing like that, anyway. He’d like to fancy himself a Chameleon, but I think he’s more Boy George, anyway.
Besides, you know, supporting a wife on $500 a month is hard work™
$500 a day? Where did that number come from?