Dedicated to all things X-Tina.

Hello all you beautiful people. James Marks here.

Do you remember, remember, the 24th of December. Cucumbers, Amazon and pot? I know of no reason why the mortgage treason should ever be forgot?

"Hello, stupid american people. Look, we are broke, yet we have shitloads of gifts - from Amazon! Which means, we bought them on credit! Since we haven't paid our bills since March, 2009, that means we won't pay for this crap, either! BK BABY!!! WOOOT!"
“Hello, stupid american people. Look, we are broke, yet we have shitloads of gifts – from Amazon! Which means, we bought them on credit! Since we haven’t paid our bills since March, 2009, that means we won’t pay for this crap, either! BK BABY!!! WOOOT!”

 Yeah, that was 1 year ago. Check that out, tons of Amazon stuff. Which, as you all know, can only be bought via credit. Which is quite funny, when you think that the Crime Family hadn’t paid a single cent since 2009 of their outstanding debts.

IF I PREY LONG UNDT HARD ENUF, I'LL GET MONEY TO PAY FOR MORE PARFAME DIS YEAR! DEE-DUHHH-DEE!
IF I PREY LONG UNDT HARD ENUF, I’LL GET MONEY TO PAY FOR MORE PARFAME DIS YEAR! DEE-DUHHH-DEE!

I’ll be honest with you. I wondered whether this year the Serin Crime Family would post pics of expensive crap for all of us to see. I *suppose* someone with an IQ count in the double digits (probably X-Tina, she seems to be the only one with half a brain in that household) told the lot that showing off their consumer goods when they had filed for fraudulent bankruptcy 3 times (yes, THREE) during the year would be in bad taste. So they didn’t. Or they did. I don’t know. Will we find out? Probably. All we got was a cryptic CukeBoi post on his Facebook wall:

 O the gifts this year!

Some sources suggest Casey got the biggest of them all.

Ahem.

Ahem.

Others may argue (myself included), that Rita “backing” a cake was the greatest surprise. If you can call a completely WTF moment “a surprise”, that is.

TAXPAYERS: ARE YOU READY TO PAY FOR ONE MORE SERIN IN AMERICA? HOPE YOU ARE!

TAXPAYERS: ARE YOU READY TO PAY FOR ONE MORE SERIN IN AMERICA? HOPE YOU ARE!

I don’t know about you, but I don’t find the prospect of a 2 kid family, where the father works as a 7-Up delivery guy and

Mom sells sticks for $40
Mom sells sticks for $40

hopeful. It’s not up to me to judge anyone’s actions (and that’s why I write this blog, I suppose – BAZINGA!), but when your mom and dad are bankrupt, and you are faced with supporting your idiot brother for the rest of your natural life, having yet another kid sems like sort of an irresponsible act.  

Which sort of brings me to my next point. Mom declared BK in the shittiest way possible. Did justice catch up with her? Short answer: no.

  • Anna Serin’s BK was dismissed on 12/16.
  • The dismissal was filed with the court on 12/21
  • There was no house sale on 12/22.

Why, I have no idea. Probably there wasn’t enough time to go ahead with the sale. Considering, though, that the sale was cancelled in January, one can assume the bank already knew something wouldn’t work out and decided to stall the procedures.

So, what was the Crime Family doing while mommy’s BK was thrown out? Well, they had some amazing costume parties. Funnily enough, there’s one sibling who wasn’t invited. Guess who he was.

I'd tap that (the one on the left, OBVIOUSLY).
I’d tap that (the one on the left, OBVIOUSLY).

 

Dumb and Dumber

Dumb and Dumber

I wonder if David was thinking something like “HEY RITA, TELL YOUR GOD-DAMNED PARENTS THEY HAVEN’T DEPOSITED OUR MORTGAGE MONEY! IF THEY ARE KICKED OUT THEIR HOUSE I AIN’T TAKING THEM IN OTHERWISE!”. He should.

The Serins, trying out disguises to hide from prosecution (yeah, right!)

The Serins, trying out disguises to hide from prosecution (yeah, right!)

Besides, it’s not as if any Judge gives a crap about sending them to jail, anyway.
Nice costumes. I wonder which credit card they charged them to.

Nice costumes. I wonder which credit card they charged them to.

Hey, wait a minute. Something’s wrong with that last picture, isn’t it? Dare to find out?

Nice iPhone 4 you've got there, X-Tina!

Nice iPhone 4 you've got there, X-Tina!

Looks like one of these, right?

Sure looks like it.

Sure looks like it.

Nice to know a bankrupt family can still afford a $299 phone with a, say, $45 per month data plan. Hey, they tithe $900 to orphans in Russia, don’t they?

But what about Casey? Well,  between cuking his ass raw and plotting his next move

main project this year — starting a Foreclosure Defense Club to share my recent successes and put together a local group so we can perfect a reliable strategy to stay in our homes indefinitely. In the process of getting some lawyers to guide us too. I’ll be sending a private invite to all my Sacramento friends as soon as we’re ready to go.

Casey Serin.

and telling the entire world that he had “saved” his home from foreclosure via FaceBook, Casey also showed us a lesser known side of him:

Look into my eyes and feel the IMMENSE POWER OF THE VORTEX OF FAIL!

Look into my eyes and feel the IMMENSE POWER OF THE VORTEX OF FAIL!

I honestly don’t know if he’s aware that another sociopath once did a self-portrait that is eerily similar to the one he did. If he doesn’t, I guess he does now.

Charles Manson, by Charles Manson
Charles Manson, by Charles Manson

I mean, the similarities are eerie. I dunno. Perhaps they are. Maybe. OH, SHUT UP, I have a blog and I can say the paintings are similar. Disagree with me? Start ihatejamesmarks.wordpress.com.

At least he apparently got superpowers during Christmas!

At least he apparently got superpowers during Christmas!

So, what do you think happened? Did Daddy Serin declare BK and save Serin Manor? Was Casey stupid enough to do it himself? Did Honorable Judge Holman wipe the bench where Casey sat with Clorox? Stay tuned, this story is far from over.

James Marks
But you already know how it ended,
January 28th, 2011

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Comments on: "A quick recap of December, 2010 (or “The Theft Days of Christmas”)" (15)

  1. cremeofsumyunguy said:

    Can we declare this the official Casey thread now please? I’m buggered if I’m chasing round the internet looking for scraps in ten different places now that Heekee has pulled the rug out from under us.

  2. caseycukedme said:

    yes please i need to know where the info is

  3. W-2 Looser™ said:

    Mortgage Treason. I like that. Really describes what these pricks are doing. Thanks for the post James.

  4. Yes, thirded or whatever. CI sux now.

  5. I found this image on the Freedumb Club website. Good for a chuckle. Silver memberships are still available if anyone is interested.

  6. caseycukedme said:

    c’mon james! sunday night already..dont make me register with CI and wade thru pages and pages of brap just to find out what cukeboi is doing! i need my fix…

  7. Anonymous said:

    You don’t have to register with CI, dummies. The Casey thread there is one that Heekee made available to dots.

    James Marks, I appreciate all the time you put into your posts.

    TK

  8. We can only hope something like this arrives in the Serin mailbox soon:

    • W-2 Looser™ said:

      That’s quite a penalty. And all without due process. No wonder people are flying planes into IRS buildings.

  9. row botdot said:

    Indeed we need a new clearing house for posts. Just one suggestion…bit odd how the comments link is at the top of the post instead of the bottom.

  10. Casey is prolly rollin’ up to his hearing, wearing his valet tuxedo right about now… pockets full of A4V’s, and Maritime Estoppel paperwork, ready to declare the Judge out of order…

    Ah, who am I kiddin’?

    He is still sound asleep, waitin’ on Momma to rustle up some eggs and bacon for her little tousle-haired sleepy-head boi… prolly still wearing his rabbit-foot pajamas…

  11. row botdot said:

    Casey is prolly rollin’ up to his hearing, wearing his valet tuxedo right about now… pockets full of A4V’s, and Maritime Estoppel paperwork, ready to declare the Judge out of order…

    Ah, who am I kiddin’?

    He is still sound asleep, waitin’ on Momma to rustle up some eggs and bacon for her little tousle-haired sleepy-head boi… prolly still wearing his rabbit-foot pajamas…

    In mother Russia….you don’t go to Court…Court come to you.

  12. CI Refugee said:

    David Kulaga’s parents have cash James. It was discussed in details many posts back in the epic KC thread. David Kulaga’s parents own a property in a very prestigious mountain town near Sacramento.

    • I can barely remember what happened 2 weeks ago – we are talking about a thread that is practically 11 months old.

      Thank you for setting the record straight. I’m definitely senile or retarded. Which one comes first?

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