Hello all you beautiful people. James Marks here.
Do you remember, remember, the 24th of December. Cucumbers, Amazon and pot? I know of no reason why the mortgage treason should ever be forgot?
Yeah, that was 1 year ago. Check that out, tons of Amazon stuff. Which, as you all know, can only be bought via credit. Which is quite funny, when you think that the Crime Family hadn’t paid a single cent since 2009 of their outstanding debts.
I’ll be honest with you. I wondered whether this year the Serin Crime Family would post pics of expensive crap for all of us to see. I *suppose* someone with an IQ count in the double digits (probably X-Tina, she seems to be the only one with half a brain in that household) told the lot that showing off their consumer goods when they had filed for fraudulent bankruptcy 3 times (yes, THREE) during the year would be in bad taste. So they didn’t. Or they did. I don’t know. Will we find out? Probably. All we got was a cryptic CukeBoi post on his Facebook wall:
O the gifts this year!
Some sources suggest Casey got the biggest of them all.
Others may argue (myself included), that Rita “backing” a cake was the greatest surprise. If you can call a completely WTF moment “a surprise”, that is.
I don’t know about you, but I don’t find the prospect of a 2 kid family, where the father works as a 7-Up delivery guy and
hopeful. It’s not up to me to judge anyone’s actions (and that’s why I write this blog, I suppose – BAZINGA!), but when your mom and dad are bankrupt, and you are faced with supporting your idiot brother for the rest of your natural life, having yet another kid sems like sort of an irresponsible act.
Which sort of brings me to my next point. Mom declared BK in the shittiest way possible. Did justice catch up with her? Short answer: no.
- Anna Serin’s BK was dismissed on 12/16.
- The dismissal was filed with the court on 12/21
- There was no house sale on 12/22.
Why, I have no idea. Probably there wasn’t enough time to go ahead with the sale. Considering, though, that the sale was cancelled in January, one can assume the bank already knew something wouldn’t work out and decided to stall the procedures.
So, what was the Crime Family doing while mommy’s BK was thrown out? Well, they had some amazing costume parties. Funnily enough, there’s one sibling who wasn’t invited. Guess who he was.
I wonder if David was thinking something like “HEY RITA, TELL YOUR GOD-DAMNED PARENTS THEY HAVEN’T DEPOSITED OUR MORTGAGE MONEY! IF THEY ARE KICKED OUT THEIR HOUSE I AIN’T TAKING THEM IN OTHERWISE!”. He should.
Hey, wait a minute. Something’s wrong with that last picture, isn’t it? Dare to find out?
Looks like one of these, right?
Nice to know a bankrupt family can still afford a $299 phone with a, say, $45 per month data plan. Hey, they tithe $900 to orphans in Russia, don’t they?
But what about Casey? Well, between cuking his ass raw and plotting his next move
main project this year — starting a Foreclosure Defense Club to share my recent successes and put together a local group so we can perfect a reliable strategy to stay in our homes indefinitely. In the process of getting some lawyers to guide us too. I’ll be sending a private invite to all my Sacramento friends as soon as we’re ready to go.
and telling the entire world that he had “saved” his home from foreclosure via FaceBook, Casey also showed us a lesser known side of him:
I honestly don’t know if he’s aware that another sociopath once did a self-portrait that is eerily similar to the one he did. If he doesn’t, I guess he does now.
I mean, the similarities are eerie. I dunno. Perhaps they are. Maybe. OH, SHUT UP, I have a blog and I can say the paintings are similar. Disagree with me? Start ihatejamesmarks.wordpress.com.
So, what do you think happened? Did Daddy Serin declare BK and save Serin Manor? Was Casey stupid enough to do it himself? Did Honorable Judge Holman wipe the bench where Casey sat with Clorox? Stay tuned, this story is far from over.
But you already know how it ended,
January 28th, 2011