Have you ever wondered what a bum does all day long?
Imagine, if you will, the following scenario. You are 27 years old, $600,000 in debt. You live with your parents at their home (which is just about to be lost to foreclosure). Nevertheless, you think scams like Freedom Club USA will help you and your family (as seen on our last post).
So, itsallgood™, you just need to wait until those fellows help you get the money the evil banks have stole from you. Then – what do you do with all that free extra time you have? You are already semi-retired, so work is out of the question.
This was a recurring theme on all of Casey’s ex-blogs (I am Facing Foreclosure, TrueCasey, Island2012). So I’d like to ask for your help. What do you think Casey does from 6.00 AM to 11.00 PM everyday?
My best guess:
* 6.00 AM: Beauty sleep – continued
* 7.15 AM: Woken up by sister leaving for high school. The nerve of that chick! Besides, school is for loosers™.
* 7.45 AM: Woken up again by mom and dad leaving for work. Don’t they know I already solved all our financial problems?
* 10.15 AM: Wow, is it this late already?
* 10.16 AM: Finish masturbating.
* 10.20 AM: PowerNap™.
* 11.00 AM: Damn, I overslept. I guess I’m still depressed. Galina, please come back to me!
* 11.15 AM: Breakfast. Good thing mommy always prepares everything for me. Hey, that cantaloupe looks warm and inviting!
* 11.17 AM: Finish masturbating with fresh cantaloupe.
* 1:00 PM: Finish reading conspiracy websites. It’s awesome learning about allthisstufftheydon’twantyoutoknowabout™!
* 2.00 PM: End of PowerNap.
* 2.15 PM: Where’s mommy? I need to eat.
* 3.00 PM: Finish eating. No, mommy. Can’t help you do the dishes, I need to work on my entrepruneuer schillz™!
* 4.30 PM: Damn, that Island Paradise game on Facebook is hard.
* 6.00 PM: Finish taking a walk.
* 8.30 PM: Good thing mom and dad bought that big-ass flatscreen TV! Otherwise I may be bored. It has been a really productive day.
* 9.15 PM: Mom, can’t help you do the dishes. Can’t you see I’m busy? I’m about to sell Circus-Circus!
* 9.16 PM: Finish masturbating.
* 9.17 PM: Damn, I miss Galina.
* 9.18 PM: Finish masturbating.
* 10.00 PM: Meditation, Yoga, spiritual cleansing. 10% success.
* 11.00 PM: Sleep. No use in working too hard – FreedomClubUSA has my back covered!