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The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree (or “No more Rita Pie for you, Aleksey!”)

EXTRA-Special Update: Steve “FunnyMan” Serin has just made private his salvageisbetter.com blog! I wonder how much incriminating evidence was there, besides “(his) personal car”, the  Jaguar.

Proverbs 10:9 The man of integrity walks securely, but he who takes crooked paths will be found out.

Proverbs 10:9 The man of integrity walks securely, but he who takes crooked paths will be found out.

Hello, dear Sacramento Empire Chronicles readers!

YES, I know lots of stuff happened this last weekend, and NO, I did not update this blog. I have a very good reason for that.

I'm one lazy douche.

I'm one lazy douche.

Now, seriously. I was expecting things to start making sense sooner or later, but then again, this is the Serin Crime Family we are talking about. Nothing – and I do mean it – is never what it seems to be; why, I have no idea. When I look at my life I wonder how the fuck I could ever get to be such a bore – you know, have breakfast, go to work, eat, work some more, go home, relax, sleep, etc. I can’t imagine waking up, cuking myself, going to sleep, snorting coke, smoking MJ, going to sleep, browsing the ‘net, getting the munchies, eat, eat, eat, master cleanse my ass, A4V my house, dream about my latest online venture, sleep, cuke myself, jerk off, sleep, and then starting all over again. Which seems to be the life of Casey Serin.

Well, at least that was his life right up until April 12th, 2011, the day the music cried the day the cucumber died the day when the Serin Crime Family was finally evicted. Tears of joy were shed by the thousand or so haterz who follow this criminal saga. There were talks of asking the Vatican to include Thomas Aceituno on a double bill with Mr. John the Pope II. My cat proposed to my dog.. Hell, my wife gave me a sweet goodbye kiss! It was all good!

Or, was it?

If past experience is any indication of what's to come, the world may never know.

If past experience is any indication of what's to come, the world may never know.

And this is in fact the real reason why I was trying my best not to write this entry – we have only raw data right now, and that does not a good blog post make (what?). There’s no way to know what’s going on inside the Crime Family’s inner-secret-group. I always thought of them as simpletons, people who relied far more on sheer luck than on long term planning. I’m not so sure anymore what is it that they are.

See for yourself, thanks, once again, to Neighborhood Dot – the meaniest dude of this whole saga at this point.

Neighborhood Dot
Member
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Re: casey serin: back in the
game

The Dewey house is for sale.
There’s a brand new sign with some Russian dude’s name.  I’m too busy this
morning to get a pic or Google, but the sign said “motivated seller.”  Somebody
please find the listing.

OK… so let me get this straight. Anna Serin’s brother, Peter Peychev, bought 4932 Dewey Road, a move that everyone believed meant the Crime Family would stay safe and cozy at home. And a couple of days later, they start selling the house? But… but… hadn’t we already agreed the moving trucks actually brought someone to the house (Olya) instead of throwing out people (the Serins?) What the truck?

I said it before - the scariest house in America isn't the one at Amityville

I said it before - the scariest house in America isn't the one at Amityville

So, this is for real: 4932 Dewey Drive is on the market. Yet again. This time, someone is trying to get $57,000 more than what the guy in the funny hat (the dude at the foreclosure auction) asked for the house a couple of weeks ago. I dunno about you,  but ugly Soviet-era wallpaper, a bathtub with a backstory which would make Caligula proud, and more jet and truck noise than Casa de Spanky’s would make me run away faster than Steve while being chased by a hot girl in her underwear.

I'M NOT GAY! I'M INTO PIKACHU, WHO IS, RATHER OBVIOUSLY, A FEMALE!

I'M NOT GAY! I'M INTO PIKACHU, WHO IS, RATHER OBVIOUSLY, A FEMALE!

Jet engine? Truck noise? How do we know about that?

I don’t know about you, but I’m seriously thinking about doing a voice-over to that video. How about:

This is 4932 Dewey Drive, home of Internet fraudster and con-man Casey Serin. This is the garage where he staged his failed sales. And, as we go inside, we can see all the 70′s Sovok wallpaper, which is now valued at $0.01c per square foot on eBay. Check out the flatscreen TV – imagine the thrill of owning completely stolen goods, since the proprietors never paid a bill! This here is the place where Casey proposed to Olya… this is where Rita slept while studying for Bible College… this is where Casey was stoned out of his mind and made the Island 2012 podcasts… and the toilet where he pissed on a dollar bill… this is not a home, this is not an investment, this is  FRIGGIN’ HISTORY!

Yuck.

As you watch that video, notice the following:

1) There are three cars outside: daddy’s Maxima, the BMW Cabrio we have seen before, and a Lexus – and you can read their license plates, for your DMV enjoyment!

2) The trampoline is still there.

3) The lawn is mowed.

4) There’s no Serin crap anywhere. It looks as if they already moved somewhere else.

5) They claim they spent $50K renovating the house. Where did that go? I mean, really? The house doesn’t look like absolute shit, but it certainly does have a very strong 70′s feel to it.

Even I'm cleaner than that house!

Even I'm cleaner than that house!

So, is the Crime Fambly gone for good?

While you ponder the question, can you spare a dime, please?

While you ponder the question, can you spare a dime, please?

Personally, I think they will not end up homeless – even though this picture was found recently by a CI poster, I do not believe it means Aleksey is on any kind of shelter. But once again, WHY do they insist on making this crap available to anyone with a Facebook account? Are they taunting the haters? It’s obvious these guys aren’t living at 4932 Dewey Drive anymore – unless they have a small bag with clothing and their personal belongings, and use it on an everyday basis. What’s the deal, then? Are they hiding at one of Uncle Peychev’s houses? Wouldn’t it be simpler to just shut the fuck up and delete every pic on Facebook?

The Serin Crime Family starts making even less sense than usual. Take Steve Serin, for instance:

Having your house sold in a foreclosure auction shouldn't be a laughing matter. Or so I think.

Having your house sold in a foreclosure auction shouldn't be a laughing matter. Or so I think.

No, I'm serious! Take him AWAY!

No, I'm serious! Take him AWAY!

Back in the day, he used to run “Escapemybrother.com”, where he poked fun at Casey Serin and seemed convinced he could make him go straight (so to speak). Now, let’s see – his latest online blog: classifiedpranks.com (now defunct):

REMINDER: This is coming from the brilliant mind of a retarded 20-something year old.

REMINDER: This is coming from the brilliant mind of a retarded 20-something year old.

What was that? Basically a blog where he messed around with people trying to sell their stuff on-line: a pretty retarded and sort of abusive hobby, don’t you think?

But wait, it gets better. Is it a good idea to publish such a blog when you are trying to sell your own stuff online? Damn, this guy is such an idiot.

Well, let's see. He tried to sell a  Jag X-Type with a salvage title...

Well, let's see. He tried to sell a Jag X-Type with a salvage title...

So, let’s see. He tries to sell a Jag for $8K. A car that had its entire engine replaced because its owner hit “something” too hard and destroyed it (this was posted on a reply to the original post, which has been deleted by now). But hey, I wonder – how come the prospective buyer didn’t know the car was salvaged?

Maybe we can find the answer here. Steve Serin doesn’t tell people his cars are salvage. He tells them they are his personal vehicles, in perfect shape, and that he does NOT represent any business. In short, Steve Serin is running a scam trying to scam people,  just like his brother.

Steve Serin, you are a liar.

Steve Serin, you are a liar.

Oh my. Let’s see here – he says it’s “HIS” awesome Jag. It’s not his, it’s Genesis Auto – the company that his uncle Peter Peychev runs. He never mentions its a salvaged car that had its engine destroyed (and, hint, hint: if you hit the car hard enough to rip a monoblock apart, trust me, you f’d up your car forevermore).  He’s even dumb enough to mention it has a 2.5L V6, but the car itself says it’s a 3L. Badge engineering much, Steve?

And please notice: the price is almost $600 lower!

And please notice: the price is almost $600 lower!

When all of this was noticed, Steve pulled down his new blog post, the Craigslist ad, and changed the wording on the ad. Steve, you can thank your brother Casey Serin – we are going to keep you straight, whether you want it or not.

I wonder if he was scared about people finding out about his “creative business strategies”. Funny – I always considered Casey to be the lone black sheep of 4932 Dewey Road – I guess I was wrong. But hey, I digress. What on earth was I talking about?

James Marks
Where the **CK is Casey, anyway?
May 3rd, 2011

CONFIRMED: Casey Serin went to Jamaica with his newest Sweet Virginal Line of Credit!

Good afternoon, dear SEC readers!

Do NOT say I never did anything for you!

Do NOT say I never did anything for you!

You do remember the Paradise Vacations thingie, right? You know, the guys where Casey was supposedly “couch-surfing”.

Well, I’ll be very, very suprised if he was couchsurfing. Because, if he was, he just let some dude’s couch full of his DNA (that is, assuming he can get it up with a lady).

I may feel ashamed about this tomorrow morning.

I may feel ashamed about this tomorrow morning.

And I got this reply.

Then again, maybe not.

Then again, maybe not.

So…

Moving van… Casey in Jamaica… the Peychevs buying 4932 Dewey Drive…. Casey coming back to Sacramento. Yes, it all fits.

Let's all give Olya a nice welcome to this story

Let's all give Olya a nice welcome to this story

Or, as Casey Serin himself would say,

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James Marks
His child bride must be illiterate. Or just plain stupid,
April 23rd, 2011 

I keep wanting to leave, but they won’t let me (or “Brother, can you spare a dime?”)

I swear I wanted to get away from it all, and promised myself “this time, for sure”. I did a lot of stupid things under the influence. I have no talent. My mom and dad abused me ever since I was young. I even got fat and ugly, but you still wanted me back.

But enough about Britney Spears. This is MY COMEBACK, bitches.

But enough about Britney Spears. This is MY COMEBACK, bitches.

 Honestly, I didn’t have to, but I really wanted to. I’ve apologized to those whom I hurt, but hiding behind my mistakes won’t help me grow up, and,  most importantly, I truly, honestly believed this story was over. After all, our great friend Neighborhood dot had confirmed the fact that moving trucks had been seen outside Serin Manor. To keep rambling on and on about Casey seemed like a moot point.
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I had conveniently forgotten a couple of things that happened ever since the auction took place, though – many people thought they were a defense mechanism by members of the Serin Crime Family, although some others (me included) had our doubts, since, well, nobody (and I mean it) is so calm and composed after loosing (r) their family home.
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B) and C) may imply that Mr. and Ms. Serin were worried about someone
throwing their wordly posessions (bought by tons of credit cards they never intended to pay back) on the streets, and that they finally succumbed to reality and decided to abandon their luxury 4 br home. But… and this is a huge
oh, yeah. That's one of the other reasons I can't seem to stop writing this blog. That butt!

oh, yeah. That's one of the other reasons I can't seem to stop writing this blog. That butt!

 Why on earth were Casey and Steve so adamant about things? That just didn’t make any sense whatsoever. None at all.
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And then, shit happened.
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Not that we weren’t expecting it; it’s just like those times when you eat at Taco Bell – you know what’s coming, you think you know how to avoid it, and yet, there you are, hours later, scratching the walls of your bathroom tile with your bleeding nails, screaming like a lioness in heat, moaning “Take me, You Lion King, YOU BRUTE!”.
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er… well, it happens. Or so I’ve been told.
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American Investors Group, LLC. I wonder - who are they?

American Investors Group, LLC. I wonder - who are they?

So, this is the message that started it all (and thank you all for posting about it on my blog). e-ROSI, the Electronic Recorder On-Line System Index was supposed to record the owner of 4932 Dewey Dr. a couple of days after the transaction took place. And something called “American Investors Group, LLC” was named as the new proprietor. Good thing it said it’s “American”! Phew, for a moment, I was worried.
Think vee foouled dem, Peychev dahling?

Think vee foouled dem, Peychev dahling?

And so, the drama started – because, who would NOT want to know who the new owners of 4932 Dewey Dr. are? Surely, they knew how to use Google – they just had to know the story, right? Well, turns out they did. Just not in the way we were expecting them to.
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If the only Houston 500 you know is this one:
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American Investors Group - Home of the Whopper!

American Investors Group - Home of the Whopper!

Still not following me? Check out the address. 521 Houston Street. Does it ring a bell? No?
Houston 525? Steve? QUOTING THE BIBLE?

Houston 525? Steve? QUOTING THE BIBLE?

Genesis Auto Enterprises, Inc. – The place where Steve “Funnyman” Serin works.  What a coincidence! The guys who bought 4932 Dewey Dr. work next door!
GEE! What a coincidence! The person next door to Genesis Auto, run by Peter Peychev, is called Olga Peychev, just like his wife!

GEE! What a coincidence! The person next door to Genesis Auto, run by Peter Peychev, is called Olga Peychev, just like his wife!

You mean, Peter Peychev, ANNA SERIN’S BROTHER? My, what an incredible coincidence. Because, it couldn’t have been that Olga Peychev was, in fact, Peter Peychev’s wife, and her company bought 4932 Dewey Drive in order to save the Serins… right?
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RIGHT?
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Well, the Yolo County Clerk website has this transaction on record for the Peychevs.
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Recording Date 2011-04-11
Document Number 10080
Pages 1Type ASSIGN
Grantors MERS INC
PEYCHEV PETR
PEYCHEV OLGA
Grantees BANK OF NEW YORK TR
BANK OF NEW YORK MELLON TR FKA
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So… hey, wait a minute, there’s Peter Peychev and Olga Peychev! Did they just get a loan, or what? And the date… April 11th, 2011…
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Here’s the deal, my friends.
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ANNA SERIN’S BROTHER BOUGHT 4932 DEWEY DR!

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So, I hope you now understand why this story is far from over.  I don’t know if this is a scam, an outright fraud, or whatever. But the fact of the matter is – the Serins aren’t going anywhere.
Speechless.

Speechless.

There are so many things that need to be said, so many questions that are still unanswered…
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Why was Steve’s car parked as if to block entrance to the garage, when the house was safe and sound in the hands of the Crime Family (Serin, Peychev – they are all the same)?
Did the Peychev  Family suggest the Serin Crime Clan to file for BK three times in order to lower the entry price on the auction?
Will the Serin Homeless Crime Family pay the Peychevs rent? Or, was the whole deal a heartwarming gift for Peter’s sister and her retarded husband?
Was Casey involved?
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Because Casey used to “talk Real Estate” with Peter Peychev – even before the IAFF days.
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A pretty good Easter service at the Russian church in West Sacramento, celebrating Jesus Christ’s resurrection. Then lunch at Suprun’s, then we swing by Mistuiks, then I go to Peter Peychev’s house and talk to him about real estate.
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Hey, April 16th, 2006. That was 5 years ago, basically! And it was during Holy Week. Coincidence?
I already told you, James. The Serins are as far away from me as Casey is from corporate credit!

I already told you, James. The Serins are as far away from me as Casey is from corporate credit!

You know, I can’t help but wonder – is this a one time thing, a deal made out of spite in order to help a sister, or are the new landlords a Crime Family themselves? Only time will tell, I assume. Meanwhile, both families have managed, yet once again, to evade justice by exploiting any and all loopholes available.
Kinda like me at your new home, James! Well, at least I'm sorta cuddly and cute.

Kinda like me at your new home, James! Well, at least I'm sorta cuddly and cute.

I find it pretty much incredible that a family that has:
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  1. Rejected paying back every single debt they have,
  2. At least 4 cars and a flat screen TV,
  3. A son that acquired close to 2.2 million dollars in debt,
  4. A home they stopped paying for years ago,
  5. Mocked the entire justice system
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Can get their home free after all. No fucking way. This isn’t happening!
But it is. And even worse, Casey has turned into a flesh-eating zombie with a stupid looking goatee and eyes like an alien. Maybe he ate a radioactive bug.
"I couldn't find a t-shirt that screamed "I'M A TOURIST!" any louder!"
“I couldn’t find a t-shirt that screamed “I’M A TOURIST!” any louder!”
And, speaking of Snowflake, someone just posted this at CI.  I suppose he saw me quitting WordPress, and he wanted to steal some of my thunder. That freakin’ bastard; can’t he have one freakin’ original idea?
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i try hard to accept my past and all this i brought upon myself. The “bad things” they only make us stronger. i believe everything works out for the good of those who love each other.im as confident and as powerful as ever in my entire life. the sky is the limit! i want to be in it for LOVE. i will always remeber those beautiful words – “for better or worse, richer or poorer, in sickness and in health”

About to quit facebook for a while anyway and want to enjoy which way my life is going

Good Bye.

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Anon_Caseysleuth at CampIdiot proposes the best theory I’ve ever read regarding what really happened at Jamaica – I agree with him 100%. Nobody moved out of 4932 Dewey Dr. – someone moved in!
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Fuck. Fuck, Fuckety Fuck and Fuck Casey some more.

We’ve been looking at the wrong things. Totally wrong.

In all the focus on the foreclosure and possible eviction, we forgot a couple of things:

1) He had said a while back that he was getting married to the latest brainless bimbo in APRIL.
2) He took a week-long trip to Jamaica, which he couldn’t have possibly paid for himself, in APRIL.
3) A small moving van showed up outside the Serin place shortly after we believe him to have returned from Jamaica.
4) He said something about Jamaica having been great and that “we” would go back again.

Only one possible conclusion folks: The dumb bimbo married him. They went to Jamaica on a honeymoon, probably paid for by the bimbo’s parents. The small Budget truck on Saturday was not the Serins moving out, but her moving in!

Yes, she married her way into the room with the horrible wallpaper. Dumb bitch.

If anybody can come up with a better explanation of the chain of events, please let me know..

So, there you go. This is why I had to come back. If those fucks insist on laughing in the face of America, America has a right to laugh back at them. Consider this as the best irritainment your taxes can buy, and laugh your ass off.
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And, in all seriousness – thank you ALL for your messages. From the bottom of my heart, there are very few things that can make someone really happy, and you did such a thing. God Bless You All (and, if you are an Atheist, well, God won’t bless you but rest assured, I’m deeply grateful for your words).
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James Marks
For Love, Justice and Truth. And Tila, of course.
April 21st, 2011.
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